susieSA Posted May 6, 2008 Report Share Posted May 6, 2008 A: I belive it is the 3 little piggies Q: Why am I having a hard time coming up with a really good question to ask? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted May 6, 2008 Report Share Posted May 6, 2008 A: Maybe it's because you are SO smart and know everything already :) Q: If a mime is arrested, do they tell him he has the right to talk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tomk Posted May 6, 2008 Report Share Posted May 6, 2008 A: Sure. Or they just figure he knows his rights by his behavior previous to the arrest. Q: Have you ever wondered what a mime would do if called as an "expert witness" during a trial? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanilla Posted May 6, 2008 Report Share Posted May 6, 2008 A: Nope, I can honestly say that that question has never crossed my mind. But now that you have brought it up....Q: Would you call a "Mime Expert Witness" a court "gesture"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tomk Posted May 6, 2008 Report Share Posted May 6, 2008 A: I would. BTW, laughing my butt off, that was a good one! So punny! Q: When a doctor doctors another doctor, does the doctor doctor the doctored doctor the way the doctored doctor wants to be doctored? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanilla Posted May 6, 2008 Report Share Posted May 6, 2008 A: Hardly ever. That's when lawyers come into the picture.Q: Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?A: I would. BTW, laughing my butt off, that was a good one! Thanks! :-) I was laughing when I typed it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tomk Posted May 6, 2008 Report Share Posted May 6, 2008 A: They are now brands of toothpaste. Q: Is it just me, or are others looking forward, with great anticipation, to Preparations I through Z? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted May 6, 2008 Report Share Posted May 6, 2008 A: Thankfully I'm not in need for or anticipate any Preparation(s) Q: If a fork were made of gold, would it still be considered silverware? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tomk Posted May 6, 2008 Report Share Posted May 6, 2008 A: It would be goldware {{{{ duh! }}}} Q: Can Spock mind meld with himself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted May 6, 2008 Report Share Posted May 6, 2008 A: Since mind melding can affect emotion at times, I'm not sure if it can be fully used on himself (since I had to look that up) Q: If all is not lost, where is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanilla Posted May 6, 2008 Report Share Posted May 6, 2008 A: In Translation! Where's the beef? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted May 6, 2008 Report Share Posted May 6, 2008 Nills, you're the best! :) A: In N Out Q: If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tomk Posted May 6, 2008 Report Share Posted May 6, 2008 A: Because we're seeing with our hearts during those times!Q: Why do bullies always ask "what’s your problem" when they're obviously not going to solve it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted May 6, 2008 Report Share Posted May 6, 2008 A: hahahaha-that is just funny.. Q: If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tomk Posted May 6, 2008 Report Share Posted May 6, 2008 A: Nostalgia?Q: When people say, "I’m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", under what conditions would it have been funny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted May 6, 2008 Report Share Posted May 6, 2008 A. When it's someone else that says they are tired or their head hurts. B. Is the hokey pokey really what it's all about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted May 7, 2008 Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 A: Stomp stomp! Q: If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted May 7, 2008 Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 A. Totally to confuse us. B. If pizza is sold by the slice..is there a guy in the back of the pizza place throwing around a triangle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted May 7, 2008 Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 A: Cause he has to go along with the Italian bistro music Q: If space is a vacuum, who changes the bag? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanilla Posted May 7, 2008 Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 A: Ummmm, D'uh! The BAG lady!!!! Q: If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted May 7, 2008 Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 Hahahah to both your answer and your question Nillers! You are the best at this game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanilla Posted May 7, 2008 Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 Hahahah to both your answer and your question Nillers! You are the best at this game. Thanks Doc, this has been a very amusing thread for me to post in. The question I posted was actually someone else's question, but I guess they were to shy to post it. So what is the answer and what is your question? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted May 7, 2008 Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 A: I guess because they don't "play golf." Q: Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanilla Posted May 7, 2008 Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 A: Apparently Mr. Mayer wan not only obsessed with people spelling his name and product right, but he was one of the first people to think outside the box!Q: Since most Americans would never eat meat from our four-legged canine friends, why do we eat hotDOGS and hush PUPPIES? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tomk Posted May 7, 2008 Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 A: To cool them down and to maintain their silence. Q: Why do we call them HAM burgers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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