Dr T Posted May 7, 2008 Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 hahahaha good one Tom A: Cause beef burgers was already taken.Q: Sooner or later, doesn't everyone stop smoking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanilla Posted May 7, 2008 Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 A: I beleive you are correct Dr T!!! Q: How long has this been goin' on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canuck Mormon Posted May 7, 2008 Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 A: Longer than I care to remember. Q: Why do hotdogs come in packages of 12, while hotdog buns come in packages of 8?????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted May 7, 2008 Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 A: Cause there aren't 6 Q: Just what did the cured ham actually have? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanilla Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 A: A bladder problem, he was always going wee wee wee all the way home! Q: Where in the world is Carmen SanDiego? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 A: She has been in front of my son for a couple of weeks now (he loves that game) Q: Who says? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
susieSA Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 A: T says Q: Why is the sky blue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tomk Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 A: I don't worry about why. I am just glad it isn't neon green. Q: If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crytsprospect Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 hahahahahahahahaahahahaha just the humor I needed this morning A: no moralititians Q: Is happiness based in Hap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
susieSA Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 A: I do believe that it is Q: Why is it that it is always the last place that you thought to look that you find something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crytsprospect Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 A: Because you didn't rewind Q: Why do people get Spring Fever? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 (that was a great one Tom!) A: So it can be gone by the time Summer rolls around Q: Why do we go to the top of a tall building only to put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tomk Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 A: I do believe that it is Q: Why is it that it is always the last place that you thought to look that you find something? I usually keep looking for the missing item a bit longer, just for kicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tomk Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 A: LOL. That made me laugh. So we can see who needs a penny dropped on their head, I guess. Q: What I want to know is, why don't we have those binocular thingys on the ground, so we can look back at the people on top of the tall buildings? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 A: Cause we don't want to look up a person's nose. Q: Why is it that you are IN a movie but ON TV? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tomk Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 A: Ask that kid in "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" who got zapped into the TV. I dunno.Q: If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanilla Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 A: Nope, Atheists don't swear. Q: Would you, could you in a box? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 Great one (as usual Nilla) A: hahahaha I would and I would in a box! Q: If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crytsprospect Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 A: Its the ultimate failure :} O: How can 1+1 = 3 or more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 A: If one of the 1's is a 1 and the other 1 is a set/pair of something else. Q: what to do, what to do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crytsprospect Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 A: Enjoy life, share joy Q: Will tomorrow be sunny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanilla Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 It is always SUNny here! Whatcha doin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tomk Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 A: Its the ultimate failure :}O: How can 1+1 = 3 or more A: In binary, 00000011 is "3" :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tomk Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 A: Staying home from work today and GOOFING OFF. :)Q: Whatcha doin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 A: "Nothing" (and answer my children are not allowed to use as we are always doing something) Q: Why should you-nobody else gets to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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