The #MormonProbs hashtag allows Twitter-ites to share their amusing anecdotes about what life is like as a member of the Church. Over the last six months the conversation has continued to produce some of the most belly-laugh-worthy entries in LDS comedy.
1) Stalling with Hymns
We sang ALL 7 verses of the intermediate hymn…I wonder if a speaker didn't show up#LDSprobs #MormonProbs
— David D (@9ATOR) February 22, 2016
2) Visiting Teaching Ninjas
When relief society comes to visit you and your roommates unexpectedly and none of you are wearing pants…. #MormonProbs #AnswerDoorAnyways
— kailey bushong (@10honeydew) February 22, 2016
3) The Letter of the Law
Waits for midnight Sunday night… Clicks "proceed to checkout" on Amazon… Doesn't break the Sabbath Day. #mormonprobs@mormonprobs__
— Deleted (@DeletedTuft) February 15, 2016
4) A “Frickin” Success Story
I've gotten my best friend to completely stop swearing in front me & I feel like I'm capable of anything ???? #mormonprobs #shesaysfricknow
— Chloé Anne (@chloeannexoxo) February 10, 2016
5) Did you Hear , , , Are Engaged?
I feel like so many people got engaged this weekend.. Oh wait, that's every weekend of my life..#mormonprobs
— Kramer (@KramerHolle) February 8, 2016
6) The Baby was Feeling It
Nothing like your baby farting really loud during the quietest part of sacrament meeting. #MormonProbs
— Katie Wade-Neser (@katiewade5) February 7, 2016
7) The Clock Watchers
The best testimonies in church start with "I know we're out of time but…" #mormonprobs
— Zach (@zachedmonds94) February 7, 2016
8) In the World but Not of the WOrld
You know you're Mormon when your doing an assignment on tobacco and alcohol and you can't spell either of them right? #mormonprobs
— Jack Hamilton (@jackhamilton30) February 4, 2016
9) Every Member a Dream Missionary
It's a little embarrassing how often my "meeting my favorite celebrity" fantasy dreams involve me teaching them the gospel. #mormonprobs
— Mallory "the m is for slope" Manning (@malallory) January 27, 2016
10) #MormonProbs at a Pronoun Level
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11) Thematically Conjoined
"I fast once a month just for the knowledge to know whether or not we will eat in the next life."
@ParkerJamesO1 #MormonProbs #ineedtoknow— Nathan Northcott (@NathanNorthcott) January 27, 2016
12) 9 am Naps Don’t Work
When you want to take a Sunday nap but your Church starts at 1 #mormonprobs
— Sydney Dowdle (@sdowdz) January 11, 2016
13) #Multitasking
"Teaching my grandma to text should have been a personal progress project." –@keave_94 #mormonprobs #twitterstake pic.twitter.com/cQKhmsBvMu
— kensie kate (@kensiekate) January 13, 2016
14) Grape or Cherry
I hate when people ask "do you drink?"
Like yeah I drink water everyday and when I want to loosen up a bit I have a juice box. #mormonprobs— Alexandra the Great (@alexholbrook8) August 23, 2015
15) The Struggle is Real
One of my deepest sorrows about being single is that I don't have anyone to scratch my back at church. #mormonprobs
— Erin Hayes (@erinkhayes) October 4, 2015
16) Spires, Spires Everywhere
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17) Those Pics Have to Go Somewhere
Tweets with replies by Natalie Packard (@natpac8) | Twitter
18) Return to the Family Ward
Nothing says "home" like crushed cheerio dust wafting out of the hymn books at church#MormonProbs
— Aria (@Arinox_) December 20, 2015
19) He Lives on Drury Lane
*sitting in church*
Little girl next to me: "MOM when is the water man coming..!?!?" #mormonprobs— Nik (@MaeNiki) January 24, 2016
20) Whose Son?
#mormonprobs when the speaker ends their talk with " I say these things in the name of THY Son…" Ok..Listen Linda, don't use MY sons name
— Ben Collett (@bcollett123) August 16, 2015
21) Airline Required Tank Top
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22) Cap Sleeve Toga
Making a toga is hard enough without it having to be modest. ? #mormonprobs
— abs of steel (@abbey_db) October 15, 2015
23) Robert’s Rules of Order at Sacrament?
When you're confused if sacrament meeting speaker is long winded or filibustering to skip Sunday school. #mormonprobs
— ultra™life™ (@TigerLillywhite) December 21, 2015
What #MormonProbs do you have? Let us know in the comments!
