Aristotle Posted February 10, 2006 Author Report Posted February 10, 2006 Ah, I do love Richard Simmons! I have nearly all of his videos, and just ordered his newest DVD. :) Speaking of the "demon of fat", here's one: The Lord does not help those who help themselves and help themselves and help themselves. ;-) Quote
lisajo Posted February 10, 2006 Report Posted February 10, 2006 <div class='quotemain'>Are you saying Aristotle that people should not take responsibility for their actions but always blame their weaknesses on Satan? M.Perhaps a little story will help clarify this matter of Satan's missions against us:One evening in a backwoods Pentecostal church, the meetin' had gotten to the 'deliverance' time. On the stage was a 400 lb woman. She says, "Pastor, I need you to pray and deliver me from the demon of fat." So, the pastor whips out some prayer oil (Crisco I believe), when suddenly, a man stands, and says, "Pastor, I have a word from the Lord."It turns out, the man was Richard Simmons (the diet guru). Pastor says, "Speak, Bro. Simmons, speak!"Pastor, this kind of demon only comes out with prayer, and much fasting!"LOL see just what i said in the snack post, you crack me up! and your really refreshing to this site! Quote
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