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oh, she is gone, but the funeral went really well. thanks to u all for support and advice. -Shonne.

my rents are going to Utah to see her. I have to stay home to hold down the fort. she isn't expected to live through today. as far as my aunts and uncles, she was the closest to me. i know God's plan but how can i live through this?

here's a joke i made up randomly one day: What do u call a police officer in Georgia? ..... ..... peach-fuzz! (you know cuz GA has peaches, yeah...)

hey that's a good one i've never heard b4, Diddly Whack

yeah my mom sends me lots of funny jokes. I have a few puns too: 1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. 2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away." The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure"? "Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," he replied. "How can you be so sure"? she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something." The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room, and returned a few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog and took it out, and returned a few moments later with a cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room. The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100 percent certifiably, a dead duck." Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she cried. "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead"? "The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the lab report and the cat scan, it's now $150.

yeah it's harder to talk about with him because i think he's been talking with anti-mormons before i met him. so when this all came up i asked him what he knew about morminism and if he's ever been visited by missionaries but he tells me things that anti-mormons would say so.... and yeah, i love him to death, i'd do anything for him and he respects my standards, so i'm just trying to continue that relationship with him and not sound like i'm pressuring him into anything.

thank u for all of your comments. i don't pressure him to do anything, in fact i just let him bring up the subject most of the time. if he wants to know, i tell him. if i think he's getting uncomfortable, i stop.

My b/f is a very very very spiritual person (Goes to church, quotes the bible, listens only to christian music) but yeah, he's not LDS. He's Pentecostal and for awhile now he's been feeling that that's not the right church. He's gone to other churches (except LDS church) and still feels a little confused. He didn't say he was confused but that was the impression I get. We've talked about mormonism and he tells me flat out he doesn't believe in it but he is willing to listen to what i have to say about it. Here is what i've told him so far: His name wasn't Jebidiah Smith it was Joseph Smith I'm only going to get married in the Mormon Temple, no exceptions I've (tried) to explain what Seminary is How mormons repent There was more but those are the main things. I've been wantin to send him a BoM for awhile now (we don't live close by) but since this is really my first real discussion about it to a non-member I've been kind of nervous. He listens but he's stubborn. any suggestions?

I had a dream that Green Day was best friends with my rents so they came over for dinner every sunday.