pinky_n_perky

a few of my hobies are reading computer shopping :) basketball gym piano saxophone hiking swimming erexise

ok um all of the jokes said i dont get any of them... ive never been good with getting jokes LOL heres one i know though... you might of all heard it though but never mind a blonde walked onto a shop and asked "can i but that t.v please" the shop keeper said "sorry we dont sell to blondes" so she walked out and the next day she came back in with her hair dyed black she asked"can i buy that t.v please" again the shop keeper said "sorry we dont sell to blondes" she walked out and came back the next day with her hair dyed red and asked "can i buy that t.v please?" again he said "sorry we dont sell to blondes" then she said " hang on ive came in her with red and black hair how do you still know that im blonde?" the shop keeper then answered "because thats not a tv its a microwave" LOL ummmm heres another one Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came acroos some tracks on the floor the first blonde said "oh look at those bear tracks" the second blonde said "nooo there not bear tracks there fox tracks" the third blonde said" no no no you're all wronge there rabbit tracks" then the train came and ran them all over

hmmmm I have the wierdist dreams ever.... this is one of them, i was in america and i started sleeping walking, i led on top the table and put salt pepper,viniger and ketchup on me then started singing, im a little sausgage big and round heres my top and here my end if you eat me then ill be yummy so stop chatting and eat me hurry(in the tune of im a little tea pot) another one was i was super woman and i was trying to save people form a fire then this head less zoobee tryed killing me. in almost every dream i either kill some one or some one kills me LOL but what was realy freaky was the day before firework night i dreamt that on fire work night i was at the back of my church and my friend came out the trees and shot me. on fire work we were at the bakc of the chaple and she walked out the trees... freaky huh does any one else sleep walk all sleeptalk? i was camping once and i picked up my sleeping bag and pillow and walked outside dropped my pillow and went back to sleep also the craziest thing ive done sleep walking was a few weeks before christmas when i got up and ate some ones christmas present LOL