bat3

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  1. Sure dude. Dead people come back to life days later, but the earth isn't flat. If you don't believe that the earth is flat, you won't get to go to the super bestest p ce in the sky after you are dead.
  2. Just keep telling yourself that. People live on the moon. You go with that. God lives on a giant crystal ball planet near the star Kolob too.
  3. What about if an ice breathing robot were to posess a fire breathing dragon, underwater, during a lunar eclipse? Maybe that is what makes people be homoosexual. And what about if a man is going to be reincarnated as a female platypus in the next life? That could explain it as well. Thanks for the wisdom, Peace.
  4. If that's the sort of mental gymnastics that you need to use to justify the insane teachings of your "prophet", then yes. It is entirely possible. Or maybe he was just a basket case. If physical gymnastics are good for developing strength in the body, then these kind of gymnastics must be just as good for developing strength in the spirit. :) Is twisting your body into a pretzel a good thing? If so, then I guess you are right.
  5. Only after he was dragged out of his bed in the middle of a cold night with his family and tarred and feathered. I guess everyone has their breaking point...even a prophet of God...whoopty do. No dear. Perhaps you should review what he did to the Minister that dared *gasp* not believe that JS was a prophet. Why don't you just tote out all the proof...and while you are at it, tell us the source...and make sure that source has no ulterior motive....sterling, perfect back ground check, and was a better person than the one he is slandering. Okay? Proof of all of the above. Thank you. It's in the HC. I don't have my resources with me, so you'll have to look it up for yourself at your ward's library tomorrow. Or you can wait for a couple of days.
  6. If that's the sort of mental gymnastics that you need to use to justify the insane teachings of your "prophet", then yes. It is entirely possible. Or maybe he was just a basket case.
  7. So JS was guilty of teaching falsehoods as truth, but that isn't lying because he did not actually know that he was spouting off BS. I can agree with that. I also think that he very well may have thought that he had gold plates and that he was really translating them by sticking his face in a hat that had magic rocks. I think that JS might have had a psychological disorder.
  8. Why haven't I left yet?
  9. Can I take Peace with me? Go. Paul O Okay. Bye.
  10. Like Traveler stated...it could be pushed right under your noses and you would still work at finding a way to claim they were fake. Thank you Peace: For some people there still is not enough evidence that the world is not flat. Go figure. The Traveler. I once heard that the world is flat, and I have faith that it is. That makes it true.
  11. Can I take Peace with me?
  12. Shall I hie to Kolob, or go live on the moon? That's your choice. I'm not going to help you. Be gone. Paul O Do I have to take Peace's strawman with me? She mangled it pretty good.
  13. Shall I hie to Kolob, or go live on the moon?
  14. Like Traveler stated...it could be pushed right under your noses and you would still work at finding a way to claim they were fake. Somehow, I don't think that will be the case.
  15. Is kicking that strawman doing it for you?