People Living On The Moon.


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Originally posted by Peace+Feb 14 2004, 11:01 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peace @ Feb 14 2004, 11:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -bat3@Feb 14 2004, 05:36 PM

Originally posted by -Peace@Feb 14 2004, 06:35 PM

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Joseph Smith used to like to get physically violent with people who said things that made him angry.  Would that be an adequate substitute for nose biting?

Only after he was dragged out of his bed in the middle of a cold night with his family and tarred and feathered.

I guess everyone has their breaking point...even a prophet of God...whoopty do.

No dear. Perhaps you should review what he did to the Minister that dared *gasp* not believe that JS was a prophet.

Why don't you just tote out all the proof...and while you are at it, tell us the source...and make sure that source has no ulterior motive....sterling, perfect back ground check, and was a better person than the one he is slandering.

Okay? Proof of all of the above. Thank you.

It's in the HC. I don't have my resources with me, so you'll have to look it up for yourself at your ward's library tomorrow. Or you can wait for a couple of days.

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Originally posted by bat3+Feb 14 2004, 10:14 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bat3 @ Feb 14 2004, 10:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Behunin@Feb 14 2004, 11:07 PM

If JS said resurrected people lived on the moon, isn't it possible that he was not speaking literally, but symbolically.  The moon is a symbol for a degree of glory.  If he taught this, then the "moon" he was speaking of was not the literal moon.

If that's the sort of mental gymnastics that you need to use to justify the insane teachings of your "prophet", then yes. It is entirely possible. Or maybe he was just a basket case.

If physical gymnastics are good for developing strength in the body, then these kind of gymnastics must be just as good for developing strength in the spirit. :rolleyes: :) ;)

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Originally posted by Peace+Feb 14 2004, 11:19 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peace @ Feb 14 2004, 11:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -bat3@Feb 14 2004, 10:14 PM

<!--QuoteBegin--Behunin@Feb 14 2004, 11:07 PM

If JS said resurrected people lived on the moon, isn't it possible that he was not speaking literally, but symbolically.  The moon is a symbol for a degree of glory.  If he taught this, then the "moon" he was speaking of was not the literal moon.

If that's the sort of mental gymnastics that you need to use to justify the insane teachings of your "prophet", then yes. It is entirely possible. Or maybe he was just a basket case.

If physical gymnastics are good for developing strength in the body, then these kind of gymnastics must be just as good for developing strength in the spirit. :rolleyes: :) ;)

Is twisting your body into a pretzel a good thing? If so, then I guess you are right.

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Originally posted by bat3+Feb 14 2004, 10:22 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bat3 @ Feb 14 2004, 10:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -Peace@Feb 14 2004, 11:19 PM

Originally posted by -bat3@Feb 14 2004, 10:14 PM

<!--QuoteBegin--Behunin@Feb 14 2004, 11:07 PM

If JS said resurrected people lived on the moon, isn't it possible that he was not speaking literally, but symbolically.  The moon is a symbol for a degree of glory.  If he taught this, then the "moon" he was speaking of was not the literal moon.

If that's the sort of mental gymnastics that you need to use to justify the insane teachings of your "prophet", then yes. It is entirely possible. Or maybe he was just a basket case.

If physical gymnastics are good for developing strength in the body, then these kind of gymnastics must be just as good for developing strength in the spirit. :rolleyes: :) ;)

Is twisting your body into a pretzel a good thing? If so, then I guess you are right.

LOL a pretzel? Not hardly...it is you guys who wrack your poor minds trying to twist things this way and that....

We just do running with the Spirit, jumping with the Spirit, push ups with the Spirit, and good stuff like that there. :rolleyes: B)

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Originally posted by bat3@Feb 14 2004, 10:28 PM

Just keep telling yourself that. People live on the moon. You go with that. God lives on a giant crystal ball planet near the star Kolob too. :lol::rolleyes:

Absolutely! :)

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