Guest Member_Deleted Posted November 16, 2005 Report Posted November 16, 2005 You may not know this but many non-living things have a gender. 1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. 2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. 3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated. 4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's that hot air part. 5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water. 6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on. 7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. 8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. 9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around. 10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male , didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying! Pass these on to both male and female friends of yours so that they can have a chuckle too Quote
Guest ToasterOfen Posted November 16, 2005 Report Posted November 16, 2005 Pretty funny, I got a good laugh, and although I don't like to admit it, some were pretty true. And Please, Happy Birthday! Quote
Guest Member_Deleted Posted November 16, 2005 Report Posted November 16, 2005 Originally posted by ToasterOfen@Nov 15 2005, 07:36 PMPretty funny, I got a good laugh, and although I don't like to admit it, some were pretty true. And Please, Happy Birthday!←Thank you! Quote
Guest Ari 2 Posted November 16, 2005 Report Posted November 16, 2005 Originally posted by Please@Nov 15 2005, 06:33 PMYou may not know this but many non-living things have a gender.←_____________________________Hehehe...Hey, do ya know why all dumb blonde jokes are one liners? So men can understand them.Do you know why female astronauts are better than male astronauts?Cause when they get lost in space, female astronauts ask for directions. Do ya know why therapy is easier for men than women?Cause when it's time to go back to one's childhood, men are already there. (I just know that the emotionally healthy men will not take offense.) Quote
Guest Member_Deleted Posted November 16, 2005 Report Posted November 16, 2005 Originally posted by Ari+Nov 15 2005, 07:39 PM--><!--QuoteBegin-Please@Nov 15 2005, 06:33 PMYou may not know this but many non-living things have a gender.←_____________________________Hehehe...Hey, do ya know why all dumb blonde jokes are one liners? So men can understand them.Do you know why female astronauts are better than male astronauts?Cause when they get lost in space, female astronauts ask for directions. Do ya know why therapy is easier for men than women?Cause when it's time to go back to one's childhood, men are already there. (I just know that the emotionally healthy men will not take offense.) ←ROFL!Ah... those were great! Quote
lisajo Posted November 16, 2005 Report Posted November 16, 2005 Please and Ari>>>>>>>>>>>>TO FUNNY! Quote
Guest ToasterOfen Posted November 16, 2005 Report Posted November 16, 2005 Please...I just had to laugh. I just BARELY saw the Giraffe wink at me ...I browse too fast and just noticed. Cute! Quote
Guest Member_Deleted Posted November 16, 2005 Report Posted November 16, 2005 Originally posted by ToasterOfen@Nov 15 2005, 07:49 PMPlease...I just had to laugh. I just BARELY saw the Giraffe wink at me ...I browse too fast and just noticed. Cute!←LOL take time to smell the roses and see the giraff give you the eyebrow ... Quote
Guest ToasterOfen Posted November 16, 2005 Report Posted November 16, 2005 Originally posted by Please+Nov 15 2005, 06:53 PM--><!--QuoteBegin-ToasterOfen@Nov 15 2005, 07:49 PMPlease...I just had to laugh. I just BARELY saw the Giraffe wink at me ...I browse too fast and just noticed. Cute!←LOL take time to smell the roses and see the giraff give you the eyebrow ... ←Okay, I saw THE eyebrow, how funny...at first I thought it was a wink...obviously I don't pay very close attention LOL Quote
Guest Member_Deleted Posted November 16, 2005 Report Posted November 16, 2005 Originally posted by ToasterOfen+Nov 15 2005, 07:57 PM-->Originally posted by Please@Nov 15 2005, 06:53 PM<!--QuoteBegin-ToasterOfen@Nov 15 2005, 07:49 PMPlease...I just had to laugh. I just BARELY saw the Giraffe wink at me ...I browse too fast and just noticed. Cute!←LOL take time to smell the roses and see the giraff give you the eyebrow ... ←Okay, I saw THE eyebrow, how funny...at first I thought it was a wink...obviously I don't pay very close attention LOL←You do fine... I just cracked up the first time I saw it... and fell in love with it... that's why I use it... plus my hubby is famous for using the eyebrow... LOL Quote
lisajo Posted November 16, 2005 Report Posted November 16, 2005 Originally posted by Please@Nov 15 2005, 09:25 PMYou do fine... I just cracked up the first time I saw it... and fell in love with it... that's why I use it... plus my hubby is famous for using the eyebrow... LOL←I guess it's better than using the finger LOL J/K Quote
Tammy Posted November 16, 2005 Report Posted November 16, 2005 Please, those were great! The giraffe is great too! I love it! What a way to start my morning at work.... Quote
Josie Posted November 16, 2005 Report Posted November 16, 2005 Nice to start the morning with a laugh... Quote
begood2 Posted November 16, 2005 Report Posted November 16, 2005 Please, I enjoyed the jokes. Especially the remote control one. :) Ari, I liked the ones you added as well. :) Quote
ldsgurl_2002 Posted November 16, 2005 Report Posted November 16, 2005 ok im so lost..what is the giraffe?? great jokes by the way!! Quote
Guest Member_Deleted Posted November 16, 2005 Report Posted November 16, 2005 Originally posted by ldsgurl_2002@Nov 16 2005, 01:06 PMok im so lost..what is the giraffe?? great jokes by the way!!←My avatar must be looked at for a full minute... then from the fuzzy haze you will suddenly see the giraff materialize... Quote
ldsgurl_2002 Posted November 16, 2005 Report Posted November 16, 2005 oh lol..that was so cute!!! Quote
Guest Member_Deleted Posted November 16, 2005 Report Posted November 16, 2005 Originally posted by ldsgurl_2002@Nov 16 2005, 01:23 PMoh lol..that was so cute!!!←He is cute... Quote
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