Enlist in the Army.. The KISS Army!

[Carl62]

They're also in their 80's by now, and therefore, by definition are "Tools," brainwashed, and suffering from Alzheimers; cause everyone knows that all real Rockers are counter culturists and hate The Man.

As somebody who has met both Gene Simmons (2x, nice guy both times) and Tommy Shaw (really cool guy!) just a few years ago at a music convention in L.A., I can assure you that it's Gene who looks like he's in his 80's and not Tommy! (let's just say that make-up is covering a LOT on his 'Family Jewels" show). Tommy is actually 3 years younger than Gene and I can only hope that I look as good as Tommy when I'm in my late 50's.