which words would you like to engrave on your ring?

[NightSG]

I would never get it off without waking her.

Chloroform.

And if I did, she would panic so badly that she would probably tear the room apart and not stop until it was found.

Duct tape and more chloroform.

[Guest]

My newly-married niece had her fingerprint engraved into the inside of her groom's ring. He had their family motto (they decided on it during their engagement) engraved into hers.