ldsgurl_2002

I haven't been kissed on the lips and i so i don't consider this my first kiss but when i was in 4th grade i was in my classroom after school alone waiting for the teacher to come back and my bf came in and said he had to tell me something...me being stupid at the time didn't ask why he had to whisper it in my ear so he comes over and kisses me on the cheek..then he leaves really quickly...then he comes back like 2 minutes later and says he really has to tell me something... i didn't believe him this time so i ran behind a big round table (i dunno why i didn't wanna be kissed..maybe cause i thought i would get in trouble if the teacher came back and saw it happening) but he basically chases me around the table and keeps assuring me he really has something to tell me..finally i give in and he once again kisses me on the other cheek...as he was walking away from me the teacher came in and asked what he was doing in here (he was known for being a troublemaker lol i love those bad boys lol)

Your man? Your man? He is mine!!!!!!!!!!! lol jk yes Setheus deserves the Most Desirable and the Hottest Man award....but i think he also deserves an award for being a great mod...along with the other great mods we have.... :)

ROFL good way to not get kissed justlooking..lol

getting jiggy with it...ROFL thats so hilarious i liked that poem too.... i also like the sly little move with kissing the hand setheus lol

my seminary teacher told us that we should thank Heavenly Father in our prayers for things that we don't even know He did for us..and i never thought about it until she said that but it is very true

gosh setheus you could write a book!! im serious...great story telling skills!! you too all the people who have shared

more, more!!! lol..i love these stories and want to hear more!!

well that was just out of the blue..what made u start this topic?

ROFL you are a great story teller..if i had told the same story it prolly wouldn't have been as interesting lol

thats so cool!!!

yeah thats my dad for ya..prolly on my first date he will take out his guns....he is so overprotective its crazy..but like my mom says its because he loves me..but i wish he would back off some!!!

im sure it will help alot..thanks again!!!!

You've had a birthday shout hurray! We wanna sing to you today! One year older and wiser too! Happy birthday (clap) to you! :)

hey thanks josie! didn't know about that and audie i dunno how much longer til i finish it i have only worked about 3 hrs..finding quotes and pictures to go along with them and then scr a pping it...but finding the quotes takes the longest!!

thanks audie!! thats perfect!!

oh lol..that was so cute!!!

ok im so lost..what is the giraffe?? great jokes by the way!!

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really. 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round is a shape. 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh. Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh!!

Daddy's Rules Daddy's Rules Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you had better be delivering a package, because you are sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off my daughter's body, I will remove them. Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please do not take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose his compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist. Rule Four: I am sure you have been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you. Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early." Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry. Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car? Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, police officers, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies that feature chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folk’s homes are better. Rule Nine: Donot lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. However, on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me. Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway, you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.

sorry but i think that him and debbie are dating lol

well here is a scary story that happened to me wehn i was 5 It was going to be a great day at Kings Dominion!! For those who don't know this is a theme park in Virginia...First off my dad tells me and my 3 bros and sis to pay attention to him at all times..and if we get separated to go to the Eiffel Tower that you can see from just about anywhere in the park.. Well we go on rides, mostly little children rides because of course me and my 3 yr old sister can only ride those..my older brothers are 8 10 and 11..or around there somewhere....we take turns picking rides but dad won't go to the "big kid rides" much because i can't ride those...but we take turns picking and we walk past a boat ride..one that just goes around in circles...well it just happens to be my brothers turn to pick a ride and he didn't want to ride a baby ride like that...but we stand watching the ride for a minute...well i stand watching it for who knows how long but when i turn around my whole family is gone!!!!! well i stand there for no telling how long..im so scared..i start to cry and turn around and around but i still don't see them....i really don't know what to do and so i just stand there...like i said it could have been 10 minutes for all i knew...well after standing htere some woman comes and takes me to a trailer...i guess someone told her that i looked lost...well she asks me my name and my parents name but i don't tell her...she leaves me in the front room with some toys and i play there for i dunno how long..coulda been an hour..or just 5 minutes...but i look out the window for any sign of my family and eventually i see my mom bascially running towards the trailer and i run out the door without waiting for the woman...well the woman tells my mom that i wouldn't give her my name and she asked me why..i tell her that she told me never to talk to strangers!!! i got this story from my memory and my mom filled in the blanks like the don't talk to strangers part....but that was so scary....well after i was found we sat and watched some clowns juggle for a while..then we went on the boat ride!!!!

i think we scared Aaron the Baron off!!!

well where is it?? im very curious to know what it says!!!

wow im so surprised that nobody has mentioned Napoleon Dynamite...stupid but hilarious i also love pirates of the caribbean..Johnny Depp was perfect in that..and orlando bloom...i can't wait for the sequels but i hope they are as great as the first!!

yeah lindy..me neither..don't know what all the fuss is about..lol..im more of a Gary Levox from Rascal Flatts kinda gal..and Clay Aiken