What_Would_Angles_Do

I'm sure this thread is packed full of reasonable explanations complete with counterarguments and well constructed rebuttals. But I think water birth is just weird. Not weird in that cute sort of I can get over it way. But weird in that creepy, uncomfortable silence inducing after you mention it at a party kind of way.

Well, unless he lives in a vacuum I'm not so sure he'll ever be able to fully discern a light-year. But what you're forgetting is that Mr. Flutie doesn't need to see to to understand light. Nor hear to understand sound. Nor taste to understand the the awesomeness of Frank's Red Hot. Because he is Doug Flutie. Chuck Norris openly admits that he carries a wallet sized portrait of Doug Flutie in his Boston College wallet.

60 light years is only 352,717,800,000,000 miles. The greatest quarterback who every lived, the honorable Mr. Doug Flutie could do that with his eyes closed ... and a band on the field.

You shouldn't feel bad at all. This rainbow business is the homoerotic equivalent of a guy getting run over by a 9 year old on a big wheel and breaking his leg. You can't help but feel bad for the poor position the individual is in but the core of the content is still hilarious.