Mullenite Posted August 2, 2008 Report Posted August 2, 2008 Here's mine courtesy of my son's Australian father-in-law: 2 Mormons Two LDS missionaries were visiting homebound patients when they ran out of gas. As luck would have it, a gas station was just a block away. The two walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The attendant said that the only gas can he owned had been lent out, but they could wait until it was returned. Since the young men were on the way to see a patient, they decided not to wait and walked back to the car. They looked for something in the car that could be filled with gas and spotted the bedpan they were taking to the patient. Always resourceful, they carried the bedpan to the station, they filled it with gas, and carried the full bedpan back to the car. While the missionaries were pouring the gas into the tank, two men watched from across the street. One of the them turned to the other and said, "If it starts, I'm turning Mormon." What's your favorite
pam Posted August 2, 2008 Report Posted August 2, 2008 There is so since this would be considered a duplicate...I'm closing it.
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