Cal Posted October 5, 2004 Report Posted October 5, 2004 Originally posted by Snow@Oct 3 2004, 07:31 PM ...insert joke here... "Snow has run out of intelligent things to say about me!" Quote
Guest TheProudDuck Posted October 5, 2004 Report Posted October 5, 2004 Originally posted by Cal+Oct 4 2004, 05:24 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Cal @ Oct 4 2004, 05:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Snow@Oct 4 2004, 07:16 AM ...or here.... "Hey Snow, Kiss my ######!" Looks like a low snap. If he were BYU's center, what would follow would be a QB fumble, a USC recovery, and a Trojan touchdown three plays later. What is it with John and not getting his balls high enough? First his ceremonial Red Sox first pitch bounced in the dirt, now he bounces the ball at the QB's feet. Quote
Snow Posted October 5, 2004 Author Report Posted October 5, 2004 Me thinkst that somehow Cal's self-esteem is wrapped up in John Kerry and when I poke fun at Mr-blowhard-reporting-for-duty, that somehow he thinks I am poking fun at him. Odd, idn't it.Anyway so I waz a thinking bout these pictures on my way to work this morning and then it dawned on me what Kerry is trying to do with these kind of goofy pictures (did you see the ones with Kerry sking and wind-surfing?) playing football - they say he throws like a girl.... and what he is trying to do is make the public subconciously indentify him with John Kennedy. Never mind that Kennendy was a slut and committed one of the biggest mistakes in the county's foreign policy history, Bahia de Cochinos, still Kennedy represents the Holy Grail in liberal delusions of grandeur, ahhhh, Camelot (romantic fiction).So, what's the Kennedy Kerry angle?-Football, remember Kennedy campaign photos that showed him playing football with his family - nevermind that he had a bad back and his handlers had to carry him off the field after the photo-ops... now we have Kerry pretending to be John Kennedy hamming it up with the pigskin.-JFK (Kennedy) vs JFK (Kerry) - initials-Both Catholic-Both made their military service a key part of their campaign. Both played fast and loose with the truth. A little explanation here: Kennedy's run at the presidency was orchestrated by his crook father Joseph Kennedy. Writer John Hersey's "Survival", the now-deflated account of Kennedy's wartime activities overlooked the fact that Kennedy and his crew were sleeping in a combat zone when a Japanese destroyer rammed them. Kennedy Sr made sure his boy got highly decorated by a high-ranking Navy official. When JFK ran for the House, Kennedy Sr. arranged for the Hersey article to appear in Reader's Digest and then saw that every voter in Kennedy's district got a copy. Publication of Kennedy's first book, Why England Slept, was arranged by Kennedy crony journalist Arthur Krock, who then reviewed the book in the New York Times. Kennedy's own book about his exploits, Profiles in Courage won the Pulitzer but was in fact the output of a committee of scholars and Kennedy speechwriter, Theodore Sorenson....... the connection to Kerry is the Brinkley book, Tour of Duty that drew on Kerry's own meticulous journal entries. Kerry kept lots of notes of his own and regularly asked other soldiers about their experiences and recorded them - as if he were gathering source material for his own tome. And, of course, Kerry's account of his service has taken a beating (swift boat veterans), as did Kennedy's account.-Kennedy was born in Massachusetts, Kerry represents Mass.-Kennedy had an on-going sexual relationship with Judith Campbell who was also bedding mob boss Sam Giancanna and mob hit man John Roselli. Giancanna and Roselli were soon given a contract by the CIA to assasinate Castro.... Kerry also dated Judith Campbell and hired mob hitmen to assasinate Castro.Note: Although the part about Kennedy in the last paragraph is true - I have yet to validate the part about Kerry. More later. Quote
Cal Posted October 5, 2004 Report Posted October 5, 2004 Originally posted by Snow@Oct 4 2004, 06:10 PM Me thinkst that somehow Cal's self-esteem is wrapped up in John Kerry and when I poke fun at Mr-blowhard-reporting-for-duty, that somehow he thinks I am poking fun at him. Odd, idn't it.Anyway so I waz a thinking bout these pictures on my way to work this morning and then it dawned on me what Kerry is trying to do with these kind of goofy pictures (did you see the ones with Kerry sking and wind-surfing?) playing football - they say he throws like a girl.... and what he is trying to do is make the public subconciously indentify him with John Kennedy. Never mind that Kennendy was a slut and committed one of the biggest mistakes in the county's foreign policy history, Bahia de Cochinos, still Kennedy represents the Holy Grail in liberal delusions of grandeur, ahhhh, Camelot (romantic fiction).So, what's the Kennedy Kerry angle?-Football, remember Kennedy campaign photos that showed him playing football with his family - nevermind that he had a bad back and his handlers had to carry him off the field after the photo-ops... now we have Kerry pretending to be John Kennedy hamming it up with the pigskin.-JFK (Kennedy) vs JFK (Kerry) - initials-Both Catholic-Both made their military service a key part of their campaign. Both played fast and loose with the truth. A little explanation here: Kennedy's run at the presidency was orchestrated by his crook father Joseph Kennedy. Writer John Hersey's "Survival", the now-deflated account of Kennedy's wartime activities overlooked the fact that Kennedy and his crew were sleeping in a combat zone when a Japanese destroyer rammed them. Kennedy Sr made sure his boy got highly decorated by a high-ranking Navy official. When JFK ran for the House, Kennedy Sr. arranged for the Hersey article to appear in Reader's Digest and then saw that every voter in Kennedy's district got a copy. Publication of Kennedy's first book, Why England Slept, was arranged by Kennedy crony journalist Arthur Krock, who then reviewed the book in the New York Times. Kennedy's own book about his exploits, Profiles in Courage won the Pulitzer but was in fact the output of a committee of scholars and Kennedy speechwriter, Theodore Sorenson....... the connection to Kerry is the Brinkley book, Tour of Duty that drew on Kerry's own meticulous journal entries. Kerry kept lots of notes of his own and regularly asked other soldiers about their experiences and recorded them - as if he were gathering source material for his own tome. And, of course, Kerry's account of his service has taken a beating (swift boat veterans), as did Kennedy's account.-Kennedy was born in Massachusetts, Kerry represents Mass.-Kennedy had an on-going sexual relationship with Judith Campbell who was also bedding mob boss Sam Giancanna and mob hit man John Roselli. Giancanna and Roselli were soon given a contract by the CIA to assasinate Castro.... Kerry also dated Judith Campbell and hired mob hitmen to assasinate Castro.Note: Although the part about Kennedy in the last paragraph is true - I have yet to validate the part about Kerry. More later. More right wing propaganda. Oh, and yes, all our Repub presidents have been perfect angels-such hypocricy. Shall I start with Nixon's watergate or Reagan's Iran-Contra? So many possibilities, so little time! Quote
Snow Posted October 5, 2004 Author Report Posted October 5, 2004 Originally posted by Cal@Oct 5 2004, 07:10 AM More right wing propaganda. Oh, and yes, all our Repub presidents have been perfect angels-such hypocricy. Shall I start with Nixon's watergate or Reagan's Iran-Contra? So many possibilities, so little time! Right wing propaganda?Who do you thing I am progagandizing for?So let me get this straight - you think that critcizing Nixon will somehow make Kerry look like less of a tool?Or maybe you are going to try and tell me that Kenndy wasn't bedding a Mafia consort. Or maybe you are going to claim that Kennedy didn't give approval to Bay of Pigs.What propaganda Cal? Quote
Cal Posted October 6, 2004 Report Posted October 6, 2004 Originally posted by Snow+Oct 5 2004, 07:53 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Snow @ Oct 5 2004, 07:53 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Cal@Oct 5 2004, 07:10 AM More right wing propaganda. Oh, and yes, all our Repub presidents have been perfect angels-such hypocricy. Shall I start with Nixon's watergate or Reagan's Iran-Contra? So many possibilities, so little time! Right wing propaganda?Who do you thing I am progagandizing for?So let me get this straight - you think that critcizing Nixon will somehow make Kerry look like less of a tool?Or maybe you are going to try and tell me that Kenndy wasn't bedding a Mafia consort. Or maybe you are going to claim that Kennedy didn't give approval to Bay of Pigs.What propaganda Cal? While you demonize democrats you say nothing about the "demons" in the Repubs closet. I call that propaganda--one sided spin. Of course, one person's propaganda is another's reality. Enjoy your reality--it isn't mine. Quote
Snow Posted October 6, 2004 Author Report Posted October 6, 2004 Originally posted by Cal+Oct 5 2004, 05:14 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Cal @ Oct 5 2004, 05:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by -Snow@Oct 5 2004, 07:53 AM <!--QuoteBegin--Cal@Oct 5 2004, 07:10 AM More right wing propaganda. Oh, and yes, all our Repub presidents have been perfect angels-such hypocricy. Shall I start with Nixon's watergate or Reagan's Iran-Contra? So many possibilities, so little time! Right wing propaganda?Who do you thing I am progagandizing for?So let me get this straight - you think that critcizing Nixon will somehow make Kerry look like less of a tool?Or maybe you are going to try and tell me that Kenndy wasn't bedding a Mafia consort. Or maybe you are going to claim that Kennedy didn't give approval to Bay of Pigs.What propaganda Cal? While you demonize democrats you say nothing about the "demons" in the Repubs closet. I call that propaganda--one sided spin. Of course, one person's propaganda is another's reality. Enjoy your reality--it isn't mine. Huh - your upset, not because I correctly said that Kennedy was a slut who bed the consort of a Mafia hitman and Mafia don but because I didn't also point out that others - such as FDR who slept around on Mrs FDR with long time gal pal Lucy Rutherford?That's what I don't get about you. I point out Kerry's faults and you respond by belittling Bush. What's that about? But in the interest of fairness and because we are friends, here goes.-George Washington was one of the largest owners of other human beings in the whole country,-John Adams was a last minute court-packer that would make Ronald Reagan blush-Thomas Jefferson not only owned slaves, but he bedded them (at least one) too.-James Madison couldn't keep us out of a war with England.-James Monroe, next up in the Virginia Compromise... while he served at a time called "The Era of Good Feelings" not everyone felt so good, like the blacks that who were still in slavery or the indians who were being decimated under his watch.-John Adams was an inept politician and slovenly and got into office in 1824 via "the corrupt bargain" where congressional cabal circumvented the people's choice.-Andrew Jackson, cold-blooded killer.-Martin Van Buren, a bloated aristocrat who finished Jackson's Trail of Tears.-William Harrison, Tippecanoe and Tyler Too - what more is there to say-John Tyler, the Tyler in Tippecanoe and Tyler.-James Polk, deliberately picked a fight with Mexico but at least we got Texas out of it.-Zachary Taylor, When Polk told General Taylor to attack Mexico, he did and then when he was became President, he had no clue what to do the the territory.-Millard Filmore, sent Federal troops to Boston to capture an escaped 17 year old slave.-Franklin Pierce, ineffectual.-James Buchanan, never trust a bachelor.-Abraham Lincoln, was probably bi-polar.-Andrew Johnson, along with Bill Clinton, they were the only two Presidents ever to be impeached. Like Slick Willie, Andy was aquitted.-Ulysses Grant, his administration was the best friend of corruption... the Whiskey Ring scandal, the Bureau of Indian Affairs scandal, the robber barrons- Jay Gould, Vanderbilt, Morgan, Carnegie, Rockafeller...-Rutherford Hayes, won in a fradulent election.-James Garfield, noteworthy primarily because he got shot.-Chester Arthur, I betcha 85% of the public has no idea who he was....and that is just half of them. Happy now Cal? Quote
Snow Posted October 6, 2004 Author Report Posted October 6, 2004 Okay fellas, here's the plan. Bob, you get in a boat and follow me out on the water, then set up all your photography equipment and then take some pictures of me acting athletic and vigorous - you know, like George Bush Sr. only with designer sunglasses. Bruce, you develop the photos and get them to Beth stat. Beth, you shoot over to the Boston Globe like a bat out of hades and beg them to publish the photos.Ready, set, break. Quote
Snow Posted October 6, 2004 Author Report Posted October 6, 2004 Look people, it is not an issue of pandering. The transgendered community needs a voice in Washington too. I'm Joan Kerry and I'm reporting for duty. Quote
Faerie Posted October 6, 2004 Report Posted October 6, 2004 *shudder* that last one is just...too...*goes to her happy place* Quote
Cal Posted October 7, 2004 Report Posted October 7, 2004 Originally posted by Snow+Oct 5 2004, 06:24 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Snow @ Oct 5 2004, 06:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by -Cal@Oct 5 2004, 05:14 PM Originally posted by -Snow@Oct 5 2004, 07:53 AM <!--QuoteBegin--Cal@Oct 5 2004, 07:10 AM More right wing propaganda. Oh, and yes, all our Repub presidents have been perfect angels-such hypocricy. Shall I start with Nixon's watergate or Reagan's Iran-Contra? So many possibilities, so little time! Right wing propaganda?Who do you thing I am progagandizing for?So let me get this straight - you think that critcizing Nixon will somehow make Kerry look like less of a tool?Or maybe you are going to try and tell me that Kenndy wasn't bedding a Mafia consort. Or maybe you are going to claim that Kennedy didn't give approval to Bay of Pigs.What propaganda Cal? While you demonize democrats you say nothing about the "demons" in the Repubs closet. I call that propaganda--one sided spin. Of course, one person's propaganda is another's reality. Enjoy your reality--it isn't mine. Huh - your upset, not because I correctly said that Kennedy was a slut who bed the consort of a Mafia hitman and Mafia don but because I didn't also point out that others - such as FDR who slept around on Mrs FDR with long time gal pal Lucy Rutherford?That's what I don't get about you. I point out Kerry's faults and you respond by belittling Bush. What's that about? But in the interest of fairness and because we are friends, here goes.-George Washington was one of the largest owners of other human beings in the whole country,-John Adams was a last minute court-packer that would make Ronald Reagan blush-Thomas Jefferson not only owned slaves, but he bedded them (at least one) too.-James Madison couldn't keep us out of a war with England.-James Monroe, next up in the Virginia Compromise... while he served at a time called "The Era of Good Feelings" not everyone felt so good, like the blacks that who were still in slavery or the indians who were being decimated under his watch.-John Adams was an inept politician and slovenly and got into office in 1824 via "the corrupt bargain" where congressional cabal circumvented the people's choice.-Andrew Jackson, cold-blooded killer.-Martin Van Buren, a bloated aristocrat who finished Jackson's Trail of Tears.-William Harrison, Tippecanoe and Tyler Too - what more is there to say-John Tyler, the Tyler in Tippecanoe and Tyler.-James Polk, deliberately picked a fight with Mexico but at least we got Texas out of it.-Zachary Taylor, When Polk told General Taylor to attack Mexico, he did and then when he was became President, he had no clue what to do the the territory.-Millard Filmore, sent Federal troops to Boston to capture an escaped 17 year old slave.-Franklin Pierce, ineffectual.-James Buchanan, never trust a bachelor.-Abraham Lincoln, was probably bi-polar.-Andrew Johnson, along with Bill Clinton, they were the only two Presidents ever to be impeached. Like Slick Willie, Andy was aquitted.-Ulysses Grant, his administration was the best friend of corruption... the Whiskey Ring scandal, the Bureau of Indian Affairs scandal, the robber barrons- Jay Gould, Vanderbilt, Morgan, Carnegie, Rockafeller...-Rutherford Hayes, won in a fradulent election.-James Garfield, noteworthy primarily because he got shot.-Chester Arthur, I betcha 85% of the public has no idea who he was....and that is just half of them. Happy now Cal? Let's see....I don't remember seeing anything but a one-sided slam of Kerry the initial posting or thread. So I object and say that you need to include the sins of the Repubs also. And you comply, sort of. Am I happy? Feliz como lombriz! ....as they say in El Salvador. Quote
Cal Posted October 7, 2004 Report Posted October 7, 2004 Originally posted by Snow@Oct 5 2004, 09:51 PM Chicks dig jocks. I thought maybe you were going to say ...."Look, I found the Lindberg baby!" Quote
Faerie Posted October 7, 2004 Report Posted October 7, 2004 cal, even YOU have to admit that the "sports photo ops" of kerry are 100% embarassing..it's like a bad tube top on a hefty woman, makes you cringe but you can't help but look :) Quote
Snow Posted October 7, 2004 Author Report Posted October 7, 2004 Originally posted by Cal@Oct 6 2004, 05:19 PM Let's see....I don't remember seeing anything but a one-sided slam of Kerry the initial posting or thread. So I object and say that you need to include the sins of the Repubs also. And you comply, sort of. Am I happy? Feliz como lombriz! ....as they say in El Salvador. I don't get it. You're not happy unless I slam those who you dislike on political grounds? Such and idealogue. Here goes the rest:-Benjamin Harris, I don’t have anything negative to say about Ben. The Supreme Court, during his tenure made a mockery of the Sherman Anti-Trust Act but that wasn’t his doing.-Grover Cleveland, had to turn to JP Morgan to bail out the country when gold reserves dropped to near bankruptcy levels. Morgan took advantage of Cleveland and make a killing on the deal. Cleveland was his puppet.-William Mckinley, despite his opposition to it, he caved and got us into the Spanish American War. The most notable proponents were the newspapers who thought was was good for their circulation.-Theodore Roosevelt, carried a big stick but despite his motto, rarely spoke softly.-William Taft, I dunno, not a good politician, got most of the work on the Panama Canal done.-Woodrow Wilson, abysmal human rights record. Jim Crow became the policy of the US govt.-Warren Harding, rumors of philandering and the Teapot Dome scandal that reminds one of the Reagan era.-Calvin Coolidge, Silent Cal, said the business of America is business and “the man who builds a factory builds a temple.” What’s not to like during the Roaring Twenties.Herbert Hoover, Great Depression - made this stupid remark when the International Apple Shippers Association overstocked apples and liquidated them by selling them to unemployed men on credit who then sold them on street corners: “Many people have left their jobs for the more profitable one of selling apples.”Franklin Roosevelt - a giant, a true statesman, long term adulterer, bleeding heart liberal responsible for the mess of Big Government.-Harry Truman, got an early start on anti-communism witch-hunts before McCarthy.-Dwight Eisenhower, I think that he was a bigot. Appointed Warren to the Supreme Court, Warren who would lead the court during its16 most turbulent years in history transforming America’s approach to racial equality, criminal justice and freedom of expression, and then Eisenhower said that appointing Warren “was the biggest damfool mistake I ever made.” Eisenhower did as much as anyone to sink Nixon, his VP, in Nixon’s 1st run at the White House when asked what major decisions Nixon had participated in, answered “If you give me a week, I might think of one.”-John Kennedy, slut whose daddy used his corruptly obtained money and influence to grease the skids to the White house. Put the NEP in nepotism.-Lyndon Johnson. if you liked Vietnam, you’ll love this guy. Biggest social engineer (we the Govt. know how to run your life better than you do) since FDR.-Richard Nixon, if ever there was a guy with a fatal flaw, he was him. If he was not a crook, then Kennedy was not a slut.-Gerald Ford, an honorable man... Lyndon Johnson said it best: he was a “nice fellow” who “spent too much time playing football without a helmet.”-Jimmy Carter, another honorable man and one of our country’s smartest presidents thought it didn’t do this ineffectual leader a lick of good. Accomplished some good (Camp David), was a victim of the energy crisis and Iran hostage situation.-Ronald Reagan, the teflon President and he had to be to get away with what he got away with. Policies come and go but his personality was stamped on indelibly on America.-George Bush Sr. Slit his own political throat when he misread his own lips... “No new taxes” and thus squandered a sure second term - that and administration scandals, deficits, and the savings and loan debacle.-William Clinton, another slut and misogynist. While his forerunner Kennedy gave us his great line, “Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country,” Bill Clintons great line was “I tried it once but I didn’t inhale.” Only one of two presidents to be impeached.-George W... isn’t this where you come in Cal? Quote
Cal Posted October 9, 2004 Report Posted October 9, 2004 Originally posted by Faerie@Oct 6 2004, 06:28 PM cal, even YOU have to admit that the "sports photo ops" of kerry are 100% embarassing..it's like a bad tube top on a hefty woman, makes you cringe but you can't help but look :) I admit no such thing. If you were to follow almost anybody around enough, in time you could take a photo that, out of context, would look silly. Why is hiking a football embarrasing? This is really just silly nonsense. Funny, but still silly nonsense. Quote
Faerie Posted October 9, 2004 Report Posted October 9, 2004 Hiking a football is not embarassing. Hiking it like a 5 year old girl when you're trying to look "manly" or "macho" is? Quote
Snow Posted October 9, 2004 Author Report Posted October 9, 2004 Hey Jack, Can you focus on me and make everything look fuzzy. That would be the bomb. Quote
Snow Posted October 9, 2004 Author Report Posted October 9, 2004 As the Greeks remind us, pride can lead to hubris and then to Nemesis — on its tragic and ultimate rendezvous with ruin, BUT a good football photo op can make me President. Quote
Snow Posted October 9, 2004 Author Report Posted October 9, 2004 Hey, hey, hey, hey, heyMacho, macho manI gotta be a macho manMacho macho manI gotta be a machoMacho, macho manI gotta be a macho manMacho macho manI gotta be a macho(The Village People) Quote
Snow Posted October 9, 2004 Author Report Posted October 9, 2004 Ok John, I like the James Bond bit, but I'm tell'n ya... We need more football pictures. Quote
Snow Posted October 9, 2004 Author Report Posted October 9, 2004 Sissy-boys can be president too. Quote
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