Snow Posted October 9, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2004 It has been scientifically proven that John Kerry was not posing for any of the above photos to pretend that he was macho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snow Posted October 9, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2004 John and his half-brother Mutt before the botox injections. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snow Posted October 9, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2004 Teresa, do you think we have enough pictures of me pretending to play football? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snow Posted October 9, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2004 Okay, let get a photo of me when I am holding the football flat on my palm in front of me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snow Posted October 9, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2004 Great, now let's get another picture of me pretending to run the Statue of Liberty play. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snow Posted October 9, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2004 Jack, remember last week when we took all those pictures of me holding the football? I want to keep things fresh. Now get some shots of me without the football but with posing on top of a tackling sled. That way we preserve the football motiff but also mix in some variety. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snow Posted October 9, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2004 Overhead Announcer: "Security to the 40 yard line! Some tool who runs like a girl just charged into the game." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snow Posted October 9, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2004 Yeah, is this the Concession Stand? This is the booth. Look, you guys are gonna have to shut down the beer taps. Some stiff got loaded as just charged the field. Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snow Posted October 9, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2004 Will the drunken tool in the white shirt please remove his hands from the centers backside and wait quietly for security? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snow Posted October 9, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2004 Meanwhile:Darn, if only I had taken more pictures of me playing football. Then I could have been the father of the internet AND the President of the United States. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snow Posted October 9, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2004 Mister President, Thanks for inviting the World Champion Ravens to the Whitehouse. Did you hear about the poser that tried to crash the high school football game in Hoboken? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Traci Posted October 9, 2004 Report Share Posted October 9, 2004 Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, boy this really funny stuff. You veddy funny man, Mistah Snow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snow Posted October 10, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2004 Today my son and I went to the Coliseum in LA and saw the #1 ranked USC Trojans beat the 7th ranked Cal Bears. Oddly enough... John Kerry did not rush the field and try and take a few snaps.... but I betcha he was thinking about it. ...and if the stars and moon align perfectly, my alma matter, currently ranked 11th could go undefeated and get a BCS bid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cal Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 Originally posted by Snow@Oct 9 2004, 09:36 PM Today my son and I went to the Coliseum in LA and saw the #1 ranked USC Trojans beat the 7th ranked Cal Bears.Oddly enough... John Kerry did not rush the field and try and take a few snaps.... but I betcha he was thinking about it....and if the stars and moon align perfectly, my alma matter, currently ranked 11th could go undefeated and get a BCS bid. USC is going to get its rear end handed to it by the Sun Devils of Arizona State this Saturday! Go Devils! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TheProudDuck Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 Originally posted by Cal+Oct 12 2004, 07:14 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Cal @ Oct 12 2004, 07:14 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Snow@Oct 9 2004, 09:36 PM Today my son and I went to the Coliseum in LA and saw the #1 ranked USC Trojans beat the 7th ranked Cal Bears.Oddly enough... John Kerry did not rush the field and try and take a few snaps.... but I betcha he was thinking about it....and if the stars and moon align perfectly, my alma matter, currently ranked 11th could go undefeated and get a BCS bid. USC is going to get its rear end handed to it by the Sun Devils of Arizona State this Saturday! Go Devils! Prediction: USC 35, ASU 14.Go Trojans! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cal Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 Originally posted by TheProudDuck+Oct 12 2004, 12:01 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TheProudDuck @ Oct 12 2004, 12:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by -Cal@Oct 12 2004, 07:14 AM <!--QuoteBegin--Snow@Oct 9 2004, 09:36 PM Today my son and I went to the Coliseum in LA and saw the #1 ranked USC Trojans beat the 7th ranked Cal Bears.Oddly enough... John Kerry did not rush the field and try and take a few snaps.... but I betcha he was thinking about it....and if the stars and moon align perfectly, my alma matter, currently ranked 11th could go undefeated and get a BCS bid. USC is going to get its rear end handed to it by the Sun Devils of Arizona State this Saturday! Go Devils! Prediction: USC 35, ASU 14.Go Trojans! I KNEW you couldn't resist weighing in on that one! Actually, I think you are going to be surprised at the tenacity of the ASU defense. It has been the surprise of the season in the PAC 10, as has ASU's special team play. As to offense, USC has got to be able to get to Andrew Walker or he is going to wreak some real havoc on offense, and ASU will score way more than 14 points if our offensive line is able to protect him as they have so far. It's going to be a great game either way.As usually is the case, this game is going to be won along the line of scrimmage. But USC will have to have their best game of the year to beat ASU if ASU comes out ready to play. I've watched all their games, they are for real this year.ASU - 24 USC - 14I know this goes against the 13 point spread predicted by the odds-makers. But the odds makers didn't even have ASU in the top 30 at the beginning of the season, and we're No. 19 now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 my, my, my this thread has changed topics more times than one of kerry's speeches!! way to go!! LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cal Posted October 13, 2004 Report Share Posted October 13, 2004 Originally posted by Faerie@Oct 12 2004, 04:42 PM my, my, my this thread has changed topics more times than one of kerry's speeches!! way to go!! LOL! Just a little light diversion, kind of like the Iraq war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted October 13, 2004 Report Share Posted October 13, 2004 Originally posted by Cal+Oct 12 2004, 05:01 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Cal @ Oct 12 2004, 05:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Faerie@Oct 12 2004, 04:42 PM my, my, my this thread has changed topics more times than one of kerry's speeches!! way to go!! LOL! Just a little light diversion, kind of like the Iraq war. Right, just a nuisance. Kinda like 9/11. Just another nuisance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Snow Posted October 19, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2004 Some time, Rock, when the team is up against it, when things are wrong and the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to go in there with all they've got and win just one for the Gipper.What's that? Oh yeah, no, see now I'm pretending to be a football coach, thus preserving the football motiff but showing added flexibility.Huh? What do you mean that isn't a coaches speech? Ronald Reagan? Oh bite me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snow Posted October 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2004 "Get Real, George Bush is ruining the country. Now I have to drink my own beer. If my husband John were president I could afford to have someone do all my drinking for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snow Posted October 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2004 A bote for Kerry is a bote ffffo, huh? Oh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted October 23, 2004 Report Share Posted October 23, 2004 But speaking of beer, isn't the Bush family so unlucky with booze? I mean, there's the missus having killed her friend whilst driving drunk and run away from the scene, there's George Junior with his little cough! problems and the girls are such a pair of drunken little minxes, too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snow Posted October 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2004 Parents: Teacher Made Kids Smell UrineThe Associated PressOctober 22, 2004Email this story. A group of parents has accused a teacher at Fairdale Elementary School of forcing their sons to go into the classroom bathroom and take deep breaths because there was urine on and around the toilet. "She wanted them to see how bad it smelled," said parent Shelley Howerton.Howerton and other parents claim the unidentified teacher violated the boys' rights. ...In an unrelated story Teresa Heinz Kerry promises that if her husband is elected, urination will be a thing of the past. Said Heinz Kerry, "The founding fathers wanted to make sure that all Americans had the right to not smell urine. George Bush wants to take that right away. Say, has anybody seen my beer?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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