Great Quotes of History

[Hemidakota]

Oh man, I love the Elvis quote.

[Truegrits]

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

(Carl Zwanzig)

My mother's menu consisted of two choices:

Take it or leave it.

(Buddy Hackett)

You know you're getting older when the candles cost more than the cake.

(Bob Hope)

Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.

(Bill Cosby)

[Hemidakota]

Sometimes the mind, for reasons we don't necessarily understand, just decides to go to the store for a quart of milk. Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced. Frank Zappa

It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it. Henry Allen

[bytor2112]

Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.

George Bernard Shaw

What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals.

Zig Ziglar

[bytor2112]

Carrots are devine... You get a dozen for a dime, It's maaaa-gic! - Bugs Bunny

[countrygirl66]

You can do anything you put your mind to - my mommy

Go ahead make my day - clint eastwood

depends on how the day is going as to which one i like best.

[Hemidakota]

One of the serious obstacles to the improvement of our race is indiscriminate charity. Andrew Carnegie

[JohnBirchSociety]

"The problem with equality is that no one wishes to be equal to his inferior." -George Washington

[YoungMormonRoyalist]

"Nature has never read the Declaration of Independence. It continues to make us unequal." - Will Durant

"In my youth I stressed freedom, and in my old age I stress order. I have made the great discovery that liberty is a product of order."

"The family is the nucleus of civilization."

[Hemidakota]

"A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled." - Sir Barnett Cocks