Amillia Posted March 16, 2005 Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 Three men die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!" So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first man accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest woman he ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly woman!" The next day, the second man steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly woman. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first man. The third man has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly woman, is very, VERY careful where he steps. He manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to him with the most gorgeous woman he has ever laid eyes on ... tall, curvy, perfect skin, and a dream come true. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The happy man says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?" The woman says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
begood2 Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 Amillia, I got a chuckle out of your duck joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TheProudDuck Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 I don't think stepping on ducks is funny. I'm very offended. </pout> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amillia Posted March 22, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 Originally posted by TheProudDuck@Mar 22 2005, 01:06 PM I don't think stepping on ducks is funny. I'm very offended. </pout> Okay ~ just change the "duck" to worms or something less personally offensive~ LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yediyd Posted July 2, 2007 Report Share Posted July 2, 2007 Laughing my butt off with this old thread!!!!! Poor Daffy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
susieSA Posted July 2, 2007 Report Share Posted July 2, 2007 Laughing my butt off with this old thread!!!!! Poor Daffy! Awww, poor duckies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjahobbit8 Posted July 2, 2007 Report Share Posted July 2, 2007 i remember that from a Girl's Camp skit!!! this joke is awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cchrissys1 Posted July 2, 2007 Report Share Posted July 2, 2007 as an ugly woman i am not amused. as an ugly single middle aged woman i think i should consider steping on a duck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pushka Posted July 2, 2007 Report Share Posted July 2, 2007 LOL Chrissy!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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