kids are so funny...


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When five year old Johnny was told how Eve was created out of Adam’s ribs, he seemed especially interested. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as if he were ill. “Johnny what is the matter?” “I have a pain in my side. I think I’m going to have a wife!”

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When a mother saw a thunderstorm formung in mid-afternoon, she worried about her seven years old daughter who would be walking the three blocks home from school. Deciding to meet her, the mother saw her walking nonchalantly along stopping to smile whenever lightning flashed. Seeing her mom, the little girl ran to her, explaining happily: “Mommy, all the way home God’s been taking my picture!”

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