Guest Starsky Posted February 14, 2004 Report Posted February 14, 2004 In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the preparation for Easter and Passover holidays and decided to contact the local ACLU about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays while the atheists had no holiday to celebrate. The ACLU jumped on the opportunity to once again pick up the cause of the godless and assigned their sharpest attorneys to the case. The case was brought before a wise judge who after listening to the long, passionate presentation of the ACLU lawyers, promptly banged his gavel and declared, "Case dismissed!" The lead ACLU lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and said, "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? Surely the Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. And the Jews--why in addition to Passover they have Yom Kippur and Hanukkah ...and yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!" The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said "Obviously your client is too confused to know about, or for that matter, even celebrate the atheists' holiday!" The ACLU lawyer pompously said "We are aware of no such holiday for atheists, just when might that be, your honor?" The judge said "Well it comes every year on exactly the same date---April 1st!" Quote
Guest bat Posted February 14, 2004 Report Posted February 14, 2004 That's a great story. Do you ever tell stories that really happened? Everybody knows that atheists celebrate any holiday they please. Quote
bat3 Posted February 15, 2004 Report Posted February 15, 2004 Ohh, those silly atheists. They don't believe in our fictitious deities. They are so dumb. HAHAHAHAHA! Quote
Guest Starsky Posted February 15, 2004 Report Posted February 15, 2004 Originally posted by bat3@Feb 14 2004, 05:31 PM Ohh, those silly atheists. They don't believe in our fictitious deities. They are so dumb. HAHAHAHAHA! For once I agree with you 100 %! B) Quote
bat3 Posted February 15, 2004 Report Posted February 15, 2004 Originally posted by Peace+Feb 14 2004, 06:32 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peace @ Feb 14 2004, 06:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--bat3@Feb 14 2004, 05:31 PM Ohh, those silly atheists. They don't believe in our fictitious deities. They are so dumb. HAHAHAHAHA! For once I agree with you 100 %! B) I'll bet that those science loving atheists don't even believe that men live on the moon and dress like quakers.Boy are they stupid!!!! Quote
Behunin Posted February 15, 2004 Report Posted February 15, 2004 Originally posted by Tr2@Feb 14 2004, 10:26 PM Why are athiests fools? Is there a punch line to this question? (like a riddle?) Quote
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