Guest Humble Pie Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 The American Revolution // Unite to revile a monarchJay Leno // Enjoy LAThe Leaning Tower of Pisa // What a foreigh stone pileExclamation! // Note: a climaxMusic Telivision // Sit, volume is niceWilliam Shakespeare // I'll make a wise phraseLove is blind // Blonde is evilAlien Abductions // Tabloid NuisanceA case of mistaken identity // Testimony indicates a fakeHello kitty // Kill the toyArnold Schwarzenegger, the Governor of California // After recall, sigh, an over grown nerd in charge of zooAdios, Amigos // I go, so I am sad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amphiblitz Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 Here's a few that work almost like definitions:Animosity = Is No Amity Dormitory = Dirty Room The Morse Code = Here Come Dots Slot Machines = Cash Lost in 'em Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler Punishment = Nine thumps A Shoplifter = Has to pilfer Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z's Alec Guinness = Genuine Class The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls, I Bet A Decimal Point = I'm a Dot in Place Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one Contradiction = Accord not in it Astronomer = Moon Starer Year Two Thousand = A Year To Shut Down Long ones are sweet, too. Like this one:"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." - Neil A. Armstrong =A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crazy Horse Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 Here's a few that work almost like definitions:Animosity = Is No Amity Dormitory = Dirty Room The Morse Code = Here Come Dots Slot Machines = Cash Lost in 'em Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler Punishment = Nine thumps A Shoplifter = Has to pilfer Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z's Alec Guinness = Genuine Class The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls, I Bet A Decimal Point = I'm a Dot in Place Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one Contradiction = Accord not in it Astronomer = Moon Starer Year Two Thousand = A Year To Shut Down Long ones are sweet, too. Like this one:"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." - Neil A. Armstrong =A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!LOL! Good job, Amphib. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amphiblitz Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 LOL! Good job, Amphib.YANK THOU = THANK YOU :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aristotle Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 Absolutely brilliant! I like the mother-in-law one: "Woman Hitler" ... LOL Something just struck me funny...if men practiced polygamy, how many women Hitlers he would have running his life...it might just be divine justice afterall. ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crazy Horse Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 <div class='quotemain'>LOL! Good job, Amphib.YANK THOU = THANK YOU :) You get an "A"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amphiblitz Posted January 15, 2006 Report Share Posted January 15, 2006 <div class='quotemain'><div class='quotemain'>LOL! Good job, Amphib.YANK THOU = THANK YOU :) You get an "A"!Well, actually, I think my last one was pretty lame, but I was never one to reject an 'A'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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