Accommodations

[Daniel2020]

A Jew, Hindu, and Mormon while traveling together were in need of accommodations for the night. They spied a farm and decided they would ask to spend the night.

The farmer agreed to put them up for the night, but said one of them had to sleep in the barn because he only had room for two visitors in the house. The Jew volunteered to sleep in the barn.

A few minutes later there was a knock on the farmer's door. When the farmer answered the knock the Jew was standing outside. The Jew explained he couldn't sleep in the barn because it contained a pig. The Hindu then offered to sleep in the barn.

A few minutes later there was a knock on the farmer's door. When the farmer answered the knock the Hindu was standing outside. The Hindu explained he couldn't sleep in the barn because it contained a cow. The Mormon then offered to sleep in the barn.

A few minutes later there was a knock on the farmer's door. When the farmer answered the knock the pig and cow were standing outside. They explained they couldn't sleep in the barn because it contained a Mormon.

Edited July 12, 2010 by Daniel2020

[MisterT]

I heard one kinda like that.. it involved a farmer, his wife and a sheep. The farmer came into the house with a small ewe under his arm and said "honey, this is the pig I have to sleep next to because you snore so loud." The farmers wife said "Dear, that's a sheep." He said: "I was talking to the sheep."

Oh wait, that wasn't anything alike at all...

[Melissa569]

LMAO, both are funny :)

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