Outshined Posted March 7, 2004 Report Posted March 7, 2004 http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.htmlThis site is bewidering, and unintentionally funny. Favorite quote:"If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!You may be moved to try and witness tothese poor lost souls yourself, howeverAVOID TALKING TO THEM!Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them."Don't get me started on the evolution "science"...... -Outshined Quote
Franken Posted March 7, 2004 Report Posted March 7, 2004 Lol, that was funny. That's a good way to view things. Quote
Behunin Posted March 7, 2004 Report Posted March 7, 2004 Hopsiah the kanga jew? Is that anti semetic? Quote
AFDaw Posted March 7, 2004 Report Posted March 7, 2004 Is the site a joke? I can't tell if it's serious or if it's sattire. Quote
Outshined Posted March 7, 2004 Author Report Posted March 7, 2004 It's a serious site aimed at children by a rather opinionated ministry. Quote
Cal Posted March 7, 2004 Report Posted March 7, 2004 Sounds like plain old religious bigotry to me. Full of stereotypying and thoughtless generalizations. Quote
Cal Posted March 7, 2004 Report Posted March 7, 2004 Originally posted by Franken@Mar 6 2004, 07:26 PM Lol, that was funny. That's a good way to view things. Yeah, if you are a Nazi anti-semite. Quote
AFDaw Posted March 7, 2004 Report Posted March 7, 2004 Have you looked at the rest of the site? They're trying to shut down Landover Baptist Church which IS a sattire site. I dunno...I think it's a joke site. Quote
Guest Starsky Posted March 7, 2004 Report Posted March 7, 2004 Weird...where did you find this?...I mean what were you looking for when you stumbled upon this site? Quote
Cal Posted March 7, 2004 Report Posted March 7, 2004 Originally posted by AFDaw@Mar 7 2004, 12:59 PM Have you looked at the rest of the site? They're trying to shut down Landover Baptist Church which IS a sattire site. I dunno...I think it's a joke site. I hope so. Quote
Guest curvette Posted March 7, 2004 Report Posted March 7, 2004 Very interesting. I'm thinking it's a joke. Quote
Outshined Posted March 8, 2004 Author Report Posted March 8, 2004 Originally posted by Peace@Mar 7 2004, 03:00 PM Weird...where did you find this?...I mean what were you looking for when you stumbled upon this site? A friend from a tech site emailed it to me. From what I can tell, it is not a joke, but the children's section of an Evangelical ministry website.Check out the section on Halloween. Quote
Guest curvette Posted March 8, 2004 Report Posted March 8, 2004 If it's not a joke, it's pretty scary! Quote
Outshined Posted March 8, 2004 Author Report Posted March 8, 2004 Originally posted by curvette@Mar 8 2004, 11:10 AM If it's not a joke, it's pretty scary! Amen! Quote
DisRuptive1 Posted March 9, 2004 Report Posted March 9, 2004 From the halloween story:Consider this: At what other time of the year do throngs of unsaved children come to your door, begging for you to give them a treat? Why not use this unique opportunity to give these deprived children the best treat of all - the treat of Christ's Love and eternal Salvation?I'd rather take the twix or bubble gum.the Lord has created Halloween for the purpose of bringing the would-be-damned to us, His loyal followers, at an early age so that we may help them on the way to Salvation...there are certainly lots of anti-Christian activities that go on during Halloween...such as "bobbing for apples", which is really a symbolic re-enactment of the FallWe must proclaim that Halloween is now Christ's holidayI'm all for it if I get presents.Instead of handing out candy to the trick-or-treaters, why not give them something a little meatier? Why not give them Bible tracts!Again I'll take the gum instead. Or... candy crosses or chocolate Jesus fish.Satan uses these seemingly innocent secular costumes (often cheaply purchased in local retail stores) as gate-way costumes for the more blatantly occult garb: witches, monsters, demons, Darth Mauls, and the like. Quote
DisRuptive1 Posted March 9, 2004 Report Posted March 9, 2004 Also check out the links on this page. Each one is a short little wav file and each one is funny as #### too!http://www.landoverbaptist.org/LOL/lol.htmledited by peace 2/9/04 Quote
AFDaw Posted March 9, 2004 Report Posted March 9, 2004 I particularly thought the Mall Mission was funny :) Quote
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