Heard Any Great Quotes Lately?

[Guest Yediyd]

<a href="http://www.wisdomquotes.com/000166.html" target="_blank"> All the lessons of history in four sentences:

1) Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad with power.

2) The mills of God grind slowly, but they grind exceedingly small.

3) The bee fertilizes the flower it robs.

4) When it is dark enough, you can see the stars.

[kiwibabee]

why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

[robert69]

I have a few in my blog and I'll be changing them every so often. I too love qoutes and have a collection of them, hope you enjoy them. See ya

I love to collect great quotes! Would love your imput...Let me start the ball rolling:

The next time someone comes up to you and says, "I can't join your church...it has too many hippocrates in it"...just slap the 'ol chap on the back and say,"Amen brother! but join anyway...we have room for one more!"

When you take "God" out of "Good", all you have left is "o"

God never loses his temper...he just looses it

Did it ever occur to you that nothing ever occured to God?

A preacher's job is to comfort the afflickted...and afflick the comfortable!

Do your giving while you're living so's you're knowing where it's going

You never see a herse pulling a U-haul

We can never be too careful what seeds our hands shall soe...love from love is sure to ripen...hate from hate is sure to grow

As long as you continue to think of yourself as "green", you will continue to grow...as soon as you think you are "ripe", you start to rot.

One just man causes the devil more affliction then a million blind believers

Pilates hands were never dirtier than just after he had washed them

(Matt. 6:26) God feeds the sparrow...but he doesn't throw it into the nest

knowing and following the golden rule won't get you to Heaven...you have to know the Golden Ruler!

Silence isn't always golden...sometimes it's yellow

Watch today and not tomarrow, for tomarrow may never come...for today thy loving savior may appear to take you home

If God is your co-pilate...change seats!

Why are we getting fatter? Because the only exersize most of us get is jumping to conclusions, running down other religions, side-steping responcibility, and pushing our luck!

God made the world round so we can't see too far down the road

I had ambition, by which sin the devil fell, as I climed up step by step...oh Lord, I assended into Hell!

The middle letter of the word "pride" is the word "I"