Guest tomk Posted May 23, 2008 Report Posted May 23, 2008 A: My awfully wedded knife? Sure! Q: Was that funny? Quote
Vanilla Posted May 23, 2008 Report Posted May 23, 2008 Ghostbusters!!! Is it time to make the donuts? Quote
Truegrits Posted May 23, 2008 Report Posted May 23, 2008 Any time is donut time!Did Humpty Dumpty fall, or was he pushed? Quote
Guest tomk Posted May 23, 2008 Report Posted May 23, 2008 A: The matter is under investigation by the Omlette Police Q: What arrogance - The King's horses and King's men thinking they could put HD back together again. Don't ya think? Quote
Tough Grits Posted May 24, 2008 Report Posted May 24, 2008 A: Well, the Queen of hearts was still on a rampage after the knave stole her tarts. So, she placed him in charge of Operation: Unscrambling Humpty. He failed, and was later executed.Q: Why wasn't Peter (the Pumpkin eater) ever arrested for keeping his wife imprisoned in a pumpkin shell? Quote
Dr T Posted May 24, 2008 Report Posted May 24, 2008 A: He bribed the police with pumpking cookies Q: WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL? Quote
Lolgirl Posted May 24, 2008 Report Posted May 24, 2008 I was too busy Incidentally do police like pumkin cookies? Quote
Dr T Posted May 24, 2008 Report Posted May 24, 2008 A: Well we all like variety sometime. :) Q: Did Santa come? Quote
Guest tomk Posted May 24, 2008 Report Posted May 24, 2008 A: Of course. I've been good. Q: Why only 8 reindeer? Why not 100? Quote
Dr T Posted May 24, 2008 Report Posted May 24, 2008 A: I'm not sure exactly but I've heard it has something to do with budget restraints and union issues. Q: How much should I invest? Quote
Tough Grits Posted May 24, 2008 Report Posted May 24, 2008 A: We should invest all that we have...in God's kingdom.Q: Why did that annoying Road Runner always get the best of Wile E. Coyote? Quote
Dr T Posted May 25, 2008 Report Posted May 25, 2008 A: Smarter and faster for one and two reasons. Q: What are Trix for kids? Quote
Tough Grits Posted May 25, 2008 Report Posted May 25, 2008 A: Because General Mills thinks it's funny to torture a cute rabbit, by not allowing him to have even a bite of Trix. HMPH!Q: Why doesn't that Trix rabbit just call up his cousin, Bugs Bunny, and hatch a plan to foil those kids from keeping the Trix from him??????? Quote
Dr T Posted May 25, 2008 Report Posted May 25, 2008 A: I didn't know they were related! Q: Why doesn't the Trix rabbit take some notes from Luck from Lucky charms? Quote
Tough Grits Posted May 25, 2008 Report Posted May 25, 2008 A: Because the Trix rabbit knows that leprechauns cannot be trusted!!!!Q: Does anybody else think that it is weird for Shaggy to be eating all those Scooby treats? Quote
Dr T Posted May 25, 2008 Report Posted May 25, 2008 A: hahahaha Yes, now that you ask that, I do think it's weird! Q: What's in this for me? Quote
Guest tomk Posted May 25, 2008 Report Posted May 25, 2008 A: Why, a scooby snack, of course! Q: ::: shiver :::: What is inside of a so-called "scooby" snack? Quote
Tough Grits Posted May 25, 2008 Report Posted May 25, 2008 A: They actually sell them at Wal-Mart, and my kids LOVE them. They are just little cinnamon, dog-treat shaped cookies. No telling what the original on the series tasted like though!!!!Q: Have you ever eaten a real dog treat? (I have LOL LOL) Quote
Dr T Posted May 25, 2008 Report Posted May 25, 2008 A: No but I know two brothers that ate them all the time YUCK! Q: "won't my mommy be so proud of me?" Quote
Guest tomk Posted May 25, 2008 Report Posted May 25, 2008 A: Ask said bumble bee.... :) Q: What goes through the mind of an ant? Quote
Dr T Posted May 25, 2008 Report Posted May 25, 2008 A: I'm not sure but I'm guessing the thoughts are communist in nature. Q: Is there something on my face? Quote
Vanilla Posted May 26, 2008 Report Posted May 26, 2008 Only a huge smile because your Lakers creamed the spurs in game two! Is it hot in here or is it just me? Quote
Tough Grits Posted May 26, 2008 Report Posted May 26, 2008 A: It's just you, because I feel fine.Q: Why can't I just call out from work tomorrow? Quote
Truegrits Posted May 26, 2008 Report Posted May 26, 2008 A. Because of your strong work ethics! Q. Why is a smile worth a thousand words? Quote
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