Captain-Jack

Per Connolly's link earlier, my horns can be seen as such:

Adam was in the Garden of Eden before Eve came along. One day while he was walking around, skulking a bit, God asked him what was wrong. Adam replied, "I am alone here, all the other beasts and fowl have a mate, but I do not." So God thought for a moment, then answered that he would create a woman for Adam. Adam, quite curious, responded, "What is this 'woman'?" God answered again, "She will be the most beautiful creature, she will love you for all that you are, never bother you about how you take care of yourself or how you run the Garden. She will respect you for all the work you do, she will never ask a loaded question. She will never hold you responsible for things out side of your control. She will know exactly how you think and will comfort you whenever you are in need. She will be everything to you, and you will be everything to her." Adam, excited at this prospect, "When may I have her?" God smiled and said, "She will cost you Adam. For me to make her for you, you will need to give up one hand, one leg, one eye, one ear, one kidney, one lung, half your teeth, and half of what makes you a man." Adam thought for a moment, "What can I get for a rib?"

It's done in the Temple. We call forth a demon through dark magic and bind them to you. When you are closest to a demonic state your horns appear.

Wait, judges? Yes, unanimous vote says we should start our domination of the world on September 24. I say that day because it's the day I get back from a 11 day vacation with the wife and I don't want to come back to work.

My favorite one is always the horns. Mormons have horns but we've evaded medical proof of it for 200 years. It's because we cut them when we cut our hair.

Well, I guess I'll come out of the closet. And if it were up to my wife and my sister, I'd have been in pre-11-year-old Harry Potter's place any time I mentioned 'anime'. I've been working through Naruto and Bleach lately, but I've been into Full Metal Alchemist, Ghost in the Shell, and many others I could catch when I could. I used to play World of Warcraft, and a lot of other RPGs on Nintendo, but that is slowly being drained from me through the act of marriage. I'm working on it though, I got my wife to play Mario with me and I'm hoping to ween her onto MMOs as soon as I convince her that internet is a need.

I have always thought the Law of Chastity is one of the most key. All doctrine is important, but I've always thought it the worst that you would have to tell someone that you love and they love you, that you have given something away you can never get back.

This place smells new.