Larry Kozlowski

Pun intended, right? heh heh

what... back hair?

Yeah, but that's only because we can't read anything besides the letter "R".

The Republican party?

I agree. And to top it off, they're all gay! Gay people may be neat dressers but come on, they aren't all that.

I saw him play in person at the USC game and didn't even know he was a marman boy... and he leads Cal in pancake tackles! Glory Be. And from what I hear.... pancake eating. Lord Praise Us!

Snow, I can't believe you forgot Marvin Philip in this illustrious group mentioned above! Frankly, I am aghast and don't know if I'm going to be able to sleep tonight knowing you snubbed Marvin Philip. This is preposterous and I urge you to add Marvin Philip to the list at once, at least before he wins the Rimington Trophy--given to the nation's best center. Essentially, it was Marvin who made Aaron Rodgers who he is today... for without the "Mormon Nightmare" anchoring Cal's offensive line, Aaron would be on his keister most of the time.Asked if he'd rather go to football camp or on a mission, Philip's replay was, "It taught me to be determined, to work hard," he said. "There's nothing harder than serving a mission. If I could choose two-a-day practices in camp or being out from 9 in the morning to 9 at night, I'll take camp any day." I suggest you say something like, "Marvin Philip? He's only the best center in college... he's nasty and brutal on the field, but as gentle a purring pussycat once the final whistle blows. Golden bear teammates say you won't meet a nicer guy. And he's Mormon." You can use your own words and stuff--but that should give you an idea. Thanks.

I must admit, when I was changing my undies the other day I thought I saw a Republican outside the window peering in. Though I cannot absolutely confirm this without a doubt, I'm pretty sure it was a Republican. As I told the police, the perp was carrying a gun, a couple oil rigs, a stack of invalid Ohio registrations, Bill Bennett's Book of Virtues, a slot machine, a Bible, and an entire journal composed of Proud Duck's greatest posts ever. Though I mentioned to the police that I was all that they merely told me I was a French sympathizer and told me to go sign a petition or something.

And while we pound mercilessly on the libs why is it the militant, yellow-bellied environmentalists are always these big fat beefy guys? I mean seriously---take this guy from Sierra Whatever It's Called: fat guy. Dude could be the entire offensive line for the Dalla Cowboys. He's bigger than Rhode Island (not that that liberal cess pool of a state is anything to crow over). No embellishment here! SUWA's head honcho? Fat Guy who makes Rick Majerus look like Kate Moss on a 39 day Survivor diet! My hunch is that on the one hand these elitist enviro-fat boys are scolding us ultra neo-cons about conservation! conservation! conservation! and no drilling of oil whatsoever around landscapes on par or prettier than west Ogden, and on the other hand chowin down on Big Macs with extra special sauce. I mean what's the deal Neil?! And don't be telling me that we're not allowed to go dwelling in Yellowstone without our 6 cyclinder, 220 horsepower turbo-charged snowmobiles fitted with high-tech, titanium gunracks because that'll happen over my cold dead body.

I did too. Paly High, in fact. We use to kick Homestead's keister in water polo every chance we got (Homestead is Cupertino's high school, in case you don't follow). Let that be a lesson to you...

Speaking of evolution, looks like Urban Meyer just might be the next Notre Dame football coach. Good for Notre Dame, bad for Utah. :-(

I am also of this culture we call Utah. I work out at Ja Hobo Fitness. I am buff.

Yeah, where does this elistist deal come from?! It's a totally fallacious and undeserved stereotype! I mean, I'm a liberal, and granted--I'm better than all of you--but I'm smart enough to know that I'm not all that, though I am very close to being all that. I will definitely be all that in 2008, I can tell you this much.

Oh come on now, peoples! can we not just drop these two-bit personal assaults on one another and just hug? ...Or is that considered acting too homo for you right-wing, conservative war-mongers now? (tee hee)

FAITH, n. The stubborn belief that God approves of Republican moral values despite the preponderance of textual evidence to the contrary.THE MEDIA, n. Immoral elitist liberally-biased traitors who should leave Republicans alone so they can complete God's work on Earth in peace and quiet, behind closed doors. PHILOSOPHY, n. Religion. BONUS DEFINITION: NEOCONSERVATIVES, n. Nerds with Napoleonic complexes.

Red state.... hmmm. Always connotated that color with "communist".

I am thankful for Barry Manilow, teflon, rear wheel drive, Preparation H, Spoon Size Shredded Wheat, $49.99 a month Small Business Unlimited Plan from Vonage, fluffy white clouds that bear a striking resemblance to Richard Nixon, Natalie Portman all grown up now, holiday shipping and the ability to do frontward flipturns while swimming backstroke. I am unthankful for filibusters, hangnails that irritate and Reba because I just don't like her. Happy Thanksgiving, all.

What do you mean? Just 'cuz we lost doesn't mean where still not taking our fair share of whacks at you environ-hating, SUV-driving, oil-lovin' religious fanatic crackers! ;-) tee hee

Me three!

The fact that my dad-in-law's prized daughter of thirty two years died in my arms after a valiant 16 month battle w/ ovarian cancer a content and happy woman, I'd say who knows... The fact that I've raised a fairly decent and intelligent 6 year old kid on my own for five years and I'd say "pretty good chance". But Ima justa sthupit wed neck people! Go figure?

Another great read I would recommend, Snow, is No Picnic on Mount Kenya by Felice Benuzzi, I believe. A very enjoyable read if you are into the Into Thin Air sort of realm. Pretty spiritual stuff.

I will go on record right now to say you should join Snow on Thanksgiving because he is very cool and I like him and he is an Apple man and overall--beyond his famed afro and good chains--he is a good looking man whom I would definitely, without a doubt, have as my best man if i were a Getting Married Soon man, because he's the kind of guy who's not afraid of giving hugs and that's what a guy who's getting married needs--a hugger best man. Backslapper best man is no good--who needs him?! We need more huggers in this world and Snow, I'm telling you right now, is a hugger man. But not a bad hugger man, or a gratuitous hugger man---he's the real deal hugger man. A genuine hugger. For that, and that alone, I would join he and his family on Thanksgiving in a milisecond and never look back. Trust me on this one, people... Snow is good people and good people take care of you on Thanksgiving. I'm serious here... don't laugh or think I'm playing you. Snow is pure, 100% good dude who makes good turkey guy. I love him for it and will always remember the fond days we had together--and the many more to come. Thanks Snow! you da man...

Well now that you mention it, Mr. Doe, I am as staunch hardcore Republican as they come, so these "meds" you keep referring to sound okay to me just as long as they ain't gay. Bring 'em on!!!! Mission accomplished! USA!!! ;-) nudge nudge wink wink r-o-l-a-i-d-s

My daughter (age 6) and I will be (a) paying an annual visit to her mother's grave (as the 25th of Nov is when my wife passed away four years ago) and (B) taking a road trip thru Baja to surf some of her old man's most favorite of haunts in order to learn the trade. The time has come grasshoppa. The surfboard must be handed down. Baptism has arrived. The Lily-girl is ready. (I'll be sure to take some photos and share as I know you all can't wait to see them, seeing as how popular I am on this web board thingie and all! woo hoo, rock on alright now!)

Would be interesting to know how many vets actually support Bush... you know, the guys who actually know what it's like to fight in a war. I know from personal experience that my dad-in-law--a long time staunch Repub and vet of two wars, Korea and 'Nam (51st Division), respectively--can't stand Shrub & Co. But hey, he's just an old coot who's time came and went. What does he know??? He only got hit by schrapnel probably! He didn't see blood! Maybe a little too much A.O. in his diet while serving his tour in 'Nam. 'Cuz, come on---really, what kind of TRUE patriot would be against kicking a little Arab boo-tay?! I say it's high time to sweep all the liberals up and send them north to Wimpyland, Canada, 'cuz we just don't have room for that kind of descension in the free world! USA!! USA!!