Winnie G Posted September 15, 2004 Report Posted September 15, 2004 OK guys I have to post this joke, if it offends you. You need to get a life OK? Living in Canada is hoot it is a place were people see every day life humorist at best. Canadians laugh at them self’s with such humor and take no offence. I remember as a child Pollock jokes were the norm now we have become so political correct we can loose that beautiful ability to laugh at our self. Not so in Canada, my husband is from Newfoundland and Newfoundlanders tell Newfie jokes all over Canada. Everyone tells them those jokes about Quebec none give a hoot over weather they take offence because they have no humor and are an enigma of their own, (whole other thread) Any ways I hope you enjoy the joke. A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Manitoba RCMP officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the RCMP Officers Ball." He replied, "RCMP Officer's don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car. Quote
Guest Traci Posted September 15, 2004 Report Posted September 15, 2004 I am deeply offended. Can you direct me to where I can get a life? Quote
Guest curvette Posted September 15, 2004 Report Posted September 15, 2004 Hoo, hoo! I liked that one! Quote
shanstress70 Posted September 15, 2004 Report Posted September 15, 2004 Just a little factoid: My psychology prof told our class that the reason Polish were perceived to be dumb is b/c when they migrated into this country, they were given IQ tests. Most of the major languages had their own versions of the tests, but they had no Polish version. Therefore, the tests were given to them in English. Hence the low, low scores! Quote
Setheus Posted September 15, 2004 Report Posted September 15, 2004 and so you guys know, I'm not racist either. I own two colored tv's. And my favorite sport is billiards...one white ball hitting all the colored balls saving the black one for last. And my friend Jamaul isn't racist either. He always takes me bowling. He enjoys a big black ball knocking over a bunch of white red necks. But I still prefere billiards. Quote
Guest curvette Posted September 15, 2004 Report Posted September 15, 2004 A BIG BLACK BALL knocking over a bunch of white rednecks.... that's funny! Quote
Winnie G Posted September 16, 2004 Author Report Posted September 16, 2004 A Newfie was ice fishing one day and he heard a voice from on high say to him. “No Fishing Today”! He looked around and returned looking at the hole in the ice. The voice from on high called loader to him “NO FISHING TO DAY”! He looked up and said, “Is that You God?” The voice answered and said, “No it’s the rink manger”! Quote
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