you know: you're/it's/you've etc (fun facts)

[daenvgiell]

Basically you start the sentence off with you know you're, you know it's... etc and then add a fun fact behind it.

eg. You know you're cold when you put your hands under the cold water and it feels warm

or

You know you've been chatting online for too long when yoy say lol in a real conversation

[bytor2112]

You know it's been a long day when the dow drops 514 and the phones are ringing

[havejoy]

You know it's really windy when you see a chicken lay the same egg three times.

[Guest GhostRider]

You know its a long day when....as your crawling into bed and the alarm goes off for you to get back to work

[RainofGold]

MORMON COUNTRY

You Know You Are In Mormon Country If:

You have a bumper sticker that says "Families are Forever"

When you shop on Sunday, you post date your check.

You were an aunt or uncle before the age of three.

Your spouse's mother was pregnant at your wedding.

Your family considers a trip to McDonalds a night out.

You consider "dam" a swear word.

You consider peanut butter on the seats of your car an accessory.

Your first child was conceived on your honeymoon.

You feel guilty when you watch Monday Night football.

Your kids belive the deer hunt is a national holiday.

You drink caffinated coke from a brown paper bag.

You consider a temple reccommend a credit reference.

At least two of your salad bowls are at the home of neighbors.

There is a similarity between ward basketball and the L.A. riots.

You negotiate prices at garage sales.

You think women should stop having kids at 34 because 35 is just too many.

You can make jello salad without a recipe.

You heard about BYU football in testimony meeting.

You have two gallons of ice cream in the freezer at all times.

[melissar]

You know you are going to have a long day when you want to go back to bed after only being up for 30 minutes

[Guest Godless]

You know you had a crazy day when you fall asleep in your bed and wake up the next morning on your couch (true story).

You know you've been in the military for too long when you start saying things like "Roger that" and "hooah" in casual conversation with your civilian friends.

You know you've traveled too much when you wake up in the morning and forget what state (or country) you're in.

[lilered]

You know your an Email Junkie if:

1. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

2. You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with Vista.

3. You name your children Eudora, Mozillia and Dotcom.

4. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

5. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap....and your child in the overhead compartment.

6. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.

7. You laugh at people with 9600-baud modems.

8. You start using smileys in your snail mail.

9. Your hard drive crashes. You haven't logged in for two hours. You start to twitch. You pick up the phone and manually dial your ISP's access number. You try to hum to communicate with the modem...And you succeed.

10. You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using your word processor.com

11. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.

12. You start introducing yourself as "JohnDoe at AOL dot com."

13. All of your friends have an @ in their names.

14. Your cat has its own home page.

15. You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem.

16. You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.

17. Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box.

18. You don't know what sex three of your closest friends are, because they have neutral nicknames and you never bothered to ask.

19. You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.

20. You tell the cab driver you live at http://1000.edison.garden/house/brick.shtml.

21. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)

[Wingnut]

You know you're online too much when you start calling your spouse by their screen name.

[Guest GhostRider]

You know you've been in the military for too long when you start saying things like "Roger that" and "hooah" in casual conversation with your civilian friends.

Oh dude...been there!!!!

you might be online too much if...you hear the jetsons theme music and you look to see who walked into the room ur siting in....yes...guilty!!

you might be a bull rider if...you can name all the bulls youve riden.explain what they do..but cant remember your nephews birthdays...again..guilty...lol

there is a thread that has a lot more of my um...guilty ones of being in chat too much...lol