Hemidakota Posted December 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 Why is a boxing ring square? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hemidakota Posted December 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 Santa Claus has a brother named Bells Nicholas who brings presents to children on New Year's Eve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applepansy Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 If the speed of light is 186,000 miles per second, what is the speed of dark?Since light always dispels the dark then dark can't be nearly as fast. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applepansy Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?Every day!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonzilla25 Posted December 17, 2008 Report Share Posted December 17, 2008 "Those who do not learn history are condemned to repeat it" "If you believe in God and there is no God, you lose nothing. If you don't believe in God and there is a God, you lose everything" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hemidakota Posted December 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2008 "What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hemidakota Posted December 20, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2008 How do they get deer to cross at the deer crossing yellow sign? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hemidakota Posted December 20, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2008 How do you tell when you are out of invisible ink? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hemidakota Posted December 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hemidakota Posted December 24, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 Why do banks charge you a " non sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hemidakota Posted December 24, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 If white wine goes with fish do white grapes go with sushi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hemidakota Posted January 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2009 If vegetarians eat vegetables what do humanitarians eat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbybug Posted January 2, 2009 Report Share Posted January 2, 2009 if the doctor tells you to take 2 asprin and call him in the morning....why not just double the size of the asprin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbybug Posted January 2, 2009 Report Share Posted January 2, 2009 why did they put an "s" in the word "lisp"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hemidakota Posted January 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2009 Why is yawning contagious? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbybug Posted January 2, 2009 Report Share Posted January 2, 2009 if a cannibal eats a clown, does he say it tasted funny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hemidakota Posted January 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2009 Why is toilet paper scented? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbybug Posted January 2, 2009 Report Share Posted January 2, 2009 what do they make recycled toilet paper out of? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hemidakota Posted January 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2009 Why do corn flakes and Sugar frosted flakes have the save number of calories per serving? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hemidakota Posted January 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hemidakota Posted January 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonzilla25 Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 (edited) lolz that was on the impossible quiz... "If a man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?" Evolution has been disproved... one more: "If WalMart is lowering prices daily, how come nothing in the store is free yet?" Edited January 6, 2009 by Dragonzilla25 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hemidakota Posted January 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 Why don't we get dizzy from the world spinning so fast? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hemidakota Posted January 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 Why do they call them straight jackets when they are never straight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hemidakota Posted January 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 What are preparations A-G? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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