Hemidakota Posted December 16, 2008 Author Report Posted December 16, 2008 Why is a boxing ring square? Quote
Hemidakota Posted December 16, 2008 Author Report Posted December 16, 2008 Santa Claus has a brother named Bells Nicholas who brings presents to children on New Year's Eve. Quote
applepansy Posted December 16, 2008 Report Posted December 16, 2008 If the speed of light is 186,000 miles per second, what is the speed of dark?Since light always dispels the dark then dark can't be nearly as fast. LOL Quote
applepansy Posted December 16, 2008 Report Posted December 16, 2008 Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?Every day!!! Quote
Dragonzilla25 Posted December 17, 2008 Report Posted December 17, 2008 "Those who do not learn history are condemned to repeat it" "If you believe in God and there is no God, you lose nothing. If you don't believe in God and there is a God, you lose everything" Quote
Hemidakota Posted December 17, 2008 Author Report Posted December 17, 2008 "What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?" Quote
Hemidakota Posted December 20, 2008 Author Report Posted December 20, 2008 How do they get deer to cross at the deer crossing yellow sign? Quote
Hemidakota Posted December 20, 2008 Author Report Posted December 20, 2008 How do you tell when you are out of invisible ink? Quote
Hemidakota Posted December 23, 2008 Author Report Posted December 23, 2008 Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream? Quote
Hemidakota Posted December 24, 2008 Author Report Posted December 24, 2008 Why do banks charge you a " non sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have? Quote
Hemidakota Posted December 24, 2008 Author Report Posted December 24, 2008 If white wine goes with fish do white grapes go with sushi? Quote
Hemidakota Posted January 2, 2009 Author Report Posted January 2, 2009 If vegetarians eat vegetables what do humanitarians eat? Quote
Lbybug Posted January 2, 2009 Report Posted January 2, 2009 if the doctor tells you to take 2 asprin and call him in the morning....why not just double the size of the asprin? Quote
Lbybug Posted January 2, 2009 Report Posted January 2, 2009 why did they put an "s" in the word "lisp"? Quote
Hemidakota Posted January 2, 2009 Author Report Posted January 2, 2009 Why is yawning contagious? Quote
Lbybug Posted January 2, 2009 Report Posted January 2, 2009 if a cannibal eats a clown, does he say it tasted funny? Quote
Hemidakota Posted January 2, 2009 Author Report Posted January 2, 2009 Why is toilet paper scented? Quote
Lbybug Posted January 2, 2009 Report Posted January 2, 2009 what do they make recycled toilet paper out of? Quote
Hemidakota Posted January 3, 2009 Author Report Posted January 3, 2009 Why do corn flakes and Sugar frosted flakes have the save number of calories per serving? Quote
Hemidakota Posted January 4, 2009 Author Report Posted January 4, 2009 Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut? Quote
Hemidakota Posted January 4, 2009 Author Report Posted January 4, 2009 Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Quote
Dragonzilla25 Posted January 6, 2009 Report Posted January 6, 2009 (edited) lolz that was on the impossible quiz... "If a man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?" Evolution has been disproved... one more: "If WalMart is lowering prices daily, how come nothing in the store is free yet?" Edited January 6, 2009 by Dragonzilla25 Quote
Hemidakota Posted January 10, 2009 Author Report Posted January 10, 2009 Why don't we get dizzy from the world spinning so fast? Quote
Hemidakota Posted January 12, 2009 Author Report Posted January 12, 2009 Why do they call them straight jackets when they are never straight? Quote
Hemidakota Posted January 12, 2009 Author Report Posted January 12, 2009 What are preparations A-G? Quote
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