Guest bat Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 I have carefully reviewed section 89 of the Doctrine and Covenants (specifically verse 17 and concluded that making and drinking beer is very specifically condoned by the scriptures.The wort is boiling right now, I'll let you know how it turns out in 2 1/2 to 3 weeks. Hopefully my recent stockpile of Nevada beer lasts me until then. Quote
Guest TheProudDuck Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 See, I could never understand how anyone could ever want to drink something that involved something named "wort." I mean, it's like eating something whose primary component is called "pus." Quote
Snow Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Bat, You'll be happy to know that Brigham Young's son, then a member of the 12 agreed with you, if'n the beer was Danish beer. Quote
Guest bat Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Originally posted by TheProudDuck@Feb 2 2004, 08:36 PM See, I could never understand how anyone could ever want to drink something that involved something named "wort." I mean, it's like eating something whose primary component is called "pus." Dude,You place faith in a book that has a king named "Moron". I don't think that you should be taking any pot shots based on homonyms. Quote
Guest bat Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Originally posted by Snow@Feb 2 2004, 08:50 PM Bat,You'll be happy to know that Brigham Young's son, then a member of the 12 agreed with you, if'n the beer was Danish beer. Only Danish beer? Why Danish beer? Quote
Guest curvette Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Originally posted by bat+Feb 2 2004, 09:08 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bat @ Feb 2 2004, 09:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Snow@Feb 2 2004, 08:50 PM Bat,You'll be happy to know that Brigham Young's son, then a member of the 12 agreed with you, if'n the beer was Danish beer. Only Danish beer? Why Danish beer? Maybe because it's "hard headed" (if the beer is anything like the people.) Quote
Guest curvette Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Originally posted by TheProudDuck@Feb 2 2004, 08:36 PM See, I could never understand how anyone could ever want to drink something that involved something named "wort." I mean, it's like eating something whose primary component is called "pus." No. Eating pus definitely sounds more disgusting than eating wort. Quote
Guest Starsky Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Just the smell of beer is enough to make one throw-up. Just like cigarettes. Even if it weren't a requirement to not smoke and drink...I wouldn't. Quote
AFDaw Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Originally posted by bat@Feb 2 2004, 09:07 PM You place faith in a book that has a king named "Moron". I don't think that you should be taking any pot shots based on homonyms. You mean Moroni? Quote
Guest bat Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Originally posted by AFDaw+Feb 2 2004, 10:22 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (AFDaw @ Feb 2 2004, 10:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--bat@Feb 2 2004, 09:07 PM You place faith in a book that has a king named "Moron". I don't think that you should be taking any pot shots based on homonyms. You mean Moroni? No, Moron. Quote
Guest bat Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Originally posted by Peace@Feb 2 2004, 10:14 PM Just the smell of beer is enough to make one throw-up. Just like cigarettes.Even if it weren't a requirement to not smoke and drink...I wouldn't. It isn't a requirement according to the scriptures. If it's not canonized, we aren 't bound to believe it. Just ask Snow. Quote
Guest Starsky Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Originally posted by bat+Feb 2 2004, 10:27 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bat @ Feb 2 2004, 10:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Peace@Feb 2 2004, 10:14 PM Just the smell of beer is enough to make one throw-up. Just like cigarettes.Even if it weren't a requirement to not smoke and drink...I wouldn't. It isn't a requirement according to the scriptures. If it's not canonized, we aren 't bound to believe it. Just ask Snow. I didn't say the scriptures required it of me. Quote
Guest bizabra Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Originally posted by Peace@Feb 2 2004, 10:14 PM Just the smell of beer is enough to make one throw-up. Just like cigarettes.Even if it weren't a requirement to not smoke and drink...I wouldn't. Beer smells good! Coffee smells dang good! And a twist of good pipe tobbaccy smells good, too! Marijauna even smells good.I do agree that cigarette smoke and ash smells icky. But a cigarette is as far from good tobacco as Tang is from fresh squeezed orange juice. A highly proccessed chemical filled substance, good for nothin'! pthtttt! Quote
AFDaw Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Originally posted by bat+Feb 2 2004, 10:25 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bat @ Feb 2 2004, 10:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by -AFDaw@Feb 2 2004, 10:22 PM <!--QuoteBegin--bat@Feb 2 2004, 09:07 PM You place faith in a book that has a king named "Moron". I don't think that you should be taking any pot shots based on homonyms. You mean Moroni? No, Moron. :)I knew of the land of Moron, didn't remember the king. Quote
Guest bat Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Originally posted by Peace+Feb 2 2004, 10:29 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peace @ Feb 2 2004, 10:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by -bat@Feb 2 2004, 10:27 PM <!--QuoteBegin--Peace@Feb 2 2004, 10:14 PM Just the smell of beer is enough to make one throw-up. Just like cigarettes.Even if it weren't a requirement to not smoke and drink...I wouldn't. It isn't a requirement according to the scriptures. If it's not canonized, we aren 't bound to believe it. Just ask Snow. I didn't say the scriptures required it of me. Do the scriputres require it of some people? Quote
Guest Starsky Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Originally posted by AFDaw+Feb 2 2004, 10:30 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (AFDaw @ Feb 2 2004, 10:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by -bat@Feb 2 2004, 10:25 PM Originally posted by -AFDaw@Feb 2 2004, 10:22 PM <!--QuoteBegin--bat@Feb 2 2004, 09:07 PM You place faith in a book that has a king named "Moron". I don't think that you should be taking any pot shots based on homonyms. You mean Moroni? No, Moron. :)I knew of the land of Moron, didn't remember the king. The King was Kib.Ether 7:5 And when he had gathered together an army he came up unto the land of Moron where the king dwelt, and took him captive, which brought to pass the saying of the brother of Jared that they would be brought into captivity.Ether 7: 6 6 Now the land of Moron, where the king dwelt, was near the land which is called Desolation by the Nephites.Ether 7: 17 17 And it came to pass that he gave battle again unto Shule, the king; and he took Shule, the king, and carried him away captive into Moron. Quote
Guest bat Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Originally posted by AFDaw+Feb 2 2004, 10:30 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (AFDaw @ Feb 2 2004, 10:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by -bat@Feb 2 2004, 10:25 PM Originally posted by -AFDaw@Feb 2 2004, 10:22 PM <!--QuoteBegin--bat@Feb 2 2004, 09:07 PM You place faith in a book that has a king named "Moron". I don't think that you should be taking any pot shots based on homonyms. You mean Moroni? No, Moron. :)I knew of the land of Moron, didn't remember the king. Ether 11 : 14 Quote
Guest Starsky Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Ether 11: 1414 And it came to pass that Ethem did execute judgment in wickedness all his days; and he begat Moron. And it came to pass that Moron did reign in his stead; and Moron did that which was wicked before the Lord.Hmmmm. It is a king also...interesting. Quote
AFDaw Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 That's what I'm saying. I had to go back and read it because I didn't remember the king. Quote
Guest bat Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Originally posted by AFDaw+Feb 2 2004, 10:30 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (AFDaw @ Feb 2 2004, 10:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by -bat@Feb 2 2004, 10:25 PM Originally posted by -AFDaw@Feb 2 2004, 10:22 PM <!--QuoteBegin--bat@Feb 2 2004, 09:07 PM You place faith in a book that has a king named "Moron". I don't think that you should be taking any pot shots based on homonyms. You mean Moroni? No, Moron. :)I knew of the land of Moron, didn't remember the king. I'll bet that if FARMS were to research it, they could conclude that The Land of Moron was actually in Utah County, based on the current driving habits of the locals there. If The Garden of Eden can be in Missouri (Misery), I don't see why not. Quote
Guest bat Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Originally posted by AFDaw@Feb 2 2004, 10:46 PM That's what I'm saying. I had to go back and read it because I didn't remember the king. Yes, and the king returned. Just like in LOTR. Which means that LOTR is an accurate historical account of actual events, backed up by the BoM. Quote
AFDaw Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 If you're going strictly by driving, then Chapel Hill, NC has it hands down. Worse drivers I've ever seen in my life. Quote
AFDaw Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Originally posted by bat+Feb 2 2004, 10:50 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bat @ Feb 2 2004, 10:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--AFDaw@Feb 2 2004, 10:46 PM That's what I'm saying. I had to go back and read it because I didn't remember the king. Yes, and the king returned. Just like in LOTR. Which means that LOTR is an accurate historical account of actual events, backed up by the BoM. Wow...interesting deductive reasoning there. Quote
Guest bat Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Originally posted by AFDaw+Feb 2 2004, 10:52 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (AFDaw @ Feb 2 2004, 10:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by -bat@Feb 2 2004, 10:50 PM <!--QuoteBegin--AFDaw@Feb 2 2004, 10:46 PM That's what I'm saying. I had to go back and read it because I didn't remember the king. Yes, and the king returned. Just like in LOTR. Which means that LOTR is an accurate historical account of actual events, backed up by the BoM. Wow...interesting deductive reasoning there. It's about as plausible as anything that FARMS has come up with to support the BoM, so don't knock it. Quote
AFDaw Posted February 3, 2004 Report Posted February 3, 2004 Do you have faith that your statement is correct? That's all that matters Bat :) Quote
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