Baseball in Celestial Kingdom

[Gretchen]

Here's a slightly "Mormonized" version of a joke my dad told me:

Two elderly men, Burt and Ernie, where sitting on a park bench talking. Burt says to Ernie, "You know, I wonder of there's baseball in the Celestial Kingdom."

"Yeah," says Ernie," I wonder that too. Tell you what, if I die first, I'll come back and tell you."

The two men agree, and go on their way. A short time later, Burt dies. Some time goes by, and one morning, Ernie wakes up, and there's Burt standing by his bed, dressed all in white. Burt says to Ernie, "Remember when we where talking about baseball in the Celestial Kingdom?"

"Yeah," said Ernie.

"Well, I've got some good news and some bad news."

"Okay, start with the good news."

"There's baseball in the Celestial Kingdom."

"Okay, what's the bad news?"

"You're pitching tomorrow."

Edited October 27, 2009 by pam
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[jameslentz]

move back to my home town because every day there seems like a freaking eternity...LOL!!

but seriously...i would do my home teaching :)

no really I would go and see my children and maybe tell some people things that I never had the courage to say before...and enjoy as much cheesecake as possible