Seraphim Moonshadow Posted January 23, 2006 Report Posted January 23, 2006 Lol! I laugh at myself...does that count? Quote
8cow Posted January 30, 2006 Report Posted January 30, 2006 Woah, that hurt my head trying to read... What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant! I got lost in thought the other day, it was unfamiliar territory... I bought a $7 pen, cuz I kept on losing my pens and I was sick of not caring.. What do you call a woman with one leg? Ilene Where does she work? IHOP Heh-heh.. Quote
LionHeart Posted January 30, 2006 Report Posted January 30, 2006 Okay, so this blonde is walking with a friend along the beach. The blonde hears a seagull squawk above her, and out of instinct she looks up. Just as she does so, the seagull lums a trum right in her eye. Her friend says "that's digusting. I'll go get some toilet paper." To which, the blonde replies "Don't worry about it. That bird's probably long gone by now." Quote
ldsgurl_2002 Posted February 3, 2006 Report Posted February 3, 2006 Seraphim oh my gosh that is so hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote
Seraphim Moonshadow Posted February 5, 2006 Report Posted February 5, 2006 A blonde called her boyfriend and said, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure it out or how to get it started."Her boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"The blonde said, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."Her boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle.She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the table.He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box.He turned to her and said, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of hot chocolate and then............", he sighed, "Let's put all these frosted flakes back in the box." Quote
Seraphim Moonshadow Posted February 6, 2006 Report Posted February 6, 2006 An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?" The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!" Quote
ldsgurl_2002 Posted February 8, 2006 Report Posted February 8, 2006 LOL wow thats really blonde Quote
Seraphim Moonshadow Posted February 8, 2006 Report Posted February 8, 2006 And just the thing to make you feel smart.... Quote
8cow Posted February 8, 2006 Report Posted February 8, 2006 Lol, the sad part abou tblonde jokes, I can rarely tell them without someone present telling me to not share personal stories... Haha... Quote
8cow Posted February 18, 2006 Report Posted February 18, 2006 yeah, did you hear about the blonde coyote? it chewed three of its legs off and was still in a trap.. Quote
ldsgurl_2002 Posted February 18, 2006 Report Posted February 18, 2006 hahahahahahahahahahahaha kinda gross picture in my mind but funny lol Quote
LionHeart Posted February 18, 2006 Report Posted February 18, 2006 If you want a good laugh, check this out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvmiMn9Nh5sWhile I'm at it, I'll also leave you with a good joke:Okay, this wealthy couple decided to go out to a party one night so they turned to their butler Geeves and said "Geeves, were going out to a party tonight and so you can have the night off. You can do whatever you like to do; just have fun." So they went to their party but about half way through, the wife started to feel a little sick so she left the party early. When she got home, she found Geeves just sitting there on the couch so she said "Geeves, follow me into my bedroom." So he followed her in there. She then said "Geeves, take off my shoes and socks." So he took them off. She then said "Geeves, take off my dress." So he took it off. She then said "Geeves, take off my underwear." So he took it off. Then she said "Now, if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you're fired!!!" Quote
Seraphim Moonshadow Posted February 18, 2006 Report Posted February 18, 2006 HAHAHAHAHAHA. That was terrible!! LOL! Quote
8cow Posted February 19, 2006 Report Posted February 19, 2006 O! HAHA! Thats great.. It took me awhile.. But I totally got there! heh-hehAnother awesome site is:www.typalmer.comGo to the video-clips section. They are great!(Mkae sure and watch British Firemen, and How to Fold a Teeshirt. What old people do for fun is great too!) Quote
ldsgurl_2002 Posted February 19, 2006 Report Posted February 19, 2006 LOL it took me twice to understand it lol!!!!!!!!! if anybody loves stupid cartoons go to www.homestarrunner.com they are hilarious!! Quote
Bones Posted February 19, 2006 Report Posted February 19, 2006 E-Mail Errors..It's wise to remember how easily this wonderful technology canbe misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences.Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filledstreets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on abusiness trip and was planning to meet him there the next day.When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife aquicke-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he hadwritten her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in frommemory.Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directedinstead to an elderly preacher's wife, whose husband had passedaway only the day before. When the grieving widow checked here-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercingscream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this noteon the screen:Dearest Wife,Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrivaltomorrow.PS. Sure is hot down here.LOL!!!!!! Hilarious!! so are alot of the other jokes!! Quote
Seraphim Moonshadow Posted February 20, 2006 Report Posted February 20, 2006 You betcha! Wanna hear? Quote
Acez Posted March 4, 2006 Report Posted March 4, 2006 man this is a nut house... Who was the world's first submarine captain?....... any takers...... JONAH.....and thw whale..... Quote
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