ldsgurl_2002 Posted March 22, 2006 Report Posted March 22, 2006 HOW I FINALLY TAUGHT THE BIG GUY A LESSON I did not provoke the fight, so I feel no remorse for what i was forced to do. We were arguing, and seeing that I was right and he was wrong, he decided to fight to cover his stupidity. He swung at me first but being in the top of condition, I was able to block the punch neatly with my head. Whereupon I jumped to the ground, knocking him down on top of me. Then I placed my ear in his mouth and poked his finger several times with my eye. His teeth hurt so from the strength of my ear that he became irate and tried to kick me. But I cleverly blocked the onslaught with my ribs and face. I scrambled to my feet and ran to my car in the hopes that I could get away and save this man from my deadly hands. Before I could start the car, he pulled me from the still open door. I then proceeded to swing at him, but only managed to hit myself in the head. To this I said, "What is this, two against one?" That was the final straw- I lost all control. There will be no mercy!!! Taking him in my death grip, I pounded him in the knee with my stomach. Then I hit him two or three times in the fist with my teeth. He had had it. I could tell. After that he didn't even try to pick me up off the ground. He was too chicken. We all go through similar experiences in life, but it is alot more fun if you have a good attitude Quote
Franken Posted March 24, 2006 Report Posted March 24, 2006 HOW I FINALLY TAUGHT THE BIG GUY A LESSON I did not provoke the fight, so I feel no remorse for what i was forced to do. We were arguing, and seeing that I was right and he was wrong, he decided to fight to cover his stupidity.He swung at me first but being in the top of condition, I was able to block the punch neatly with my head. Whereupon I jumped to the ground, knocking him down on top of me. Then I placed my ear in his mouth and poked his finger several times with my eye. His teeth hurt so from the strength of my ear that he became irate and tried to kick me. But I cleverly blocked the onslaught with my ribs and face.I scrambled to my feet and ran to my car in the hopes that I could get away and save this man from my deadly hands. Before I could start the car, he pulled me from the still open door. I then proceeded to swing at him, but only managed to hit myself in the head. To this I said, "What is this, two against one?"That was the final straw- I lost all control. There will be no mercy!!! Taking him in my death grip, I pounded him in the knee with my stomach. Then I hit him two or three times in the fist with my teeth. He had had it. I could tell. After that he didn't even try to pick me up off the ground. He was too chicken. We all go through similar experiences in life, but it is alot more fun if you have a good attitude Did you really get in a fight? Quote
Lindy Posted March 25, 2006 Report Posted March 25, 2006 Way to show him gurl! Always nice to show a little spunk before we get clobbered I think!!! Quote
Palerider Posted March 25, 2006 Report Posted March 25, 2006 Way to show him gurl!Always nice to show a little spunk before we get clobbered I think!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!................... Quote
ldsgurl_2002 Posted March 25, 2006 Author Report Posted March 25, 2006 Did you really get in a fight? are you crazy? no lol...did yall read it right? it said i blocked his punch neatly with my head...and then jumped to the ground and threw him on top of me....it was the guy who was getting beat ups point of view...he had a good positive attitude Quote
Guest MrsS Posted March 25, 2006 Report Posted March 25, 2006 I haven't had such a good laugh in a long time, Thank you for the humor Quote
begood2 Posted March 25, 2006 Report Posted March 25, 2006 Did you really get in a fight? are you crazy? no lol...did yall read it right? it said i blocked his punch neatly with my head...and then jumped to the ground and threw him on top of me....it was the guy who was getting beat ups point of view...he had a good positive attitudeI'll be sure to be on my best behavior around you ldsgurl especially since I know that your head is a deadly weapon. I certainly don't want to end up like that guy in your story. :) Thanks for sharing! Quote
8cow Posted March 26, 2006 Report Posted March 26, 2006 O! I get it now.. wow it confused me at first. LOL! Thats great. Quote
ldsgurl_2002 Posted March 27, 2006 Author Report Posted March 27, 2006 I'll be sure to be on my best behavior around you ldsgurl especially since I know that your head is a deadly weapon. I certainly don't want to end up like that guy in your story. Thanks for sharing! lol...i wouldn't want to be around me either Quote
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