KellyLC Posted July 4, 2011 Report Share Posted July 4, 2011 Two cars were waiting at a stoplight. The light turned green, but the man didn’t notice it. A woman in the car behind him is watching traffic pass around them. The woman begins pounding on her steering wheel and yelling at the man to move. The man doesn’t move. The woman is going ballistic inside her car, ranting and raving at the man, pounding on her steering wheel and dash. The light turns yellow and she begins to blow the car horn, flips him off, and screams profanity and curses at the man. The man, looks up, sees the yellow light and accelerates through the intersection just as the light turns red. The woman is beside herself, screaming in frustration as she misses her chance to get through the intersection. As she is still in mid-rant she hears a tap on her window and looks up into the barrel of a gun held by a very serious looking policeman. The policeman tells her to shut off her car while keeping both hands in sight. She complies, speechless at what is happening. After she shuts off the engine, the policeman orders her to exit her car with her hands up. She gets out of the car and he orders her to turn and place her hands on her car. She turns, places her hands on the car roof and quickly is cuffed and hustled into the patrol car. The woman is too bewildered by the chain of events to ask any questions and is driven to the police station where she is fingerprinted, photographed, searched, booked and placed in a cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approaches the cell and opens the door for her. She is escorted back to the booking desk where the original officer is waiting with her personal effects. He hands her the bag containing her things, and says, “I’m really sorry for this mistake. But you see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. Then I noticed the: “Families are Forever” license plate holder, the “Choose the Right” bumper sticker, and the “BYU” window decal. So, naturally . . . . . . . . I assumed you had stolen the car.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted July 4, 2011 Report Share Posted July 4, 2011 I think I posted that same joke somewhere on this site ages ago...but it is still hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KellyLC Posted July 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 (edited) I found the other link. http://www.lds.net/forums/287493-post153.htmlI think the way that version was worded was a lot better than this version. :) Edited July 5, 2011 by KellyLC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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