Visualizing an audience

[NightSG]

A few weeks ago, one of the speakers at a meeting commented that the old trick to alleviate stage fright of visualizing your audience in their underwear just didn't work the same with Mormons.

Someone near me stage-whispered "Try imagining them without their skin. If you can give a talk to a room full of zombies, you can handle any crowd."

[rameumptom]

I try to imagine them in their magic underwear. Then I imagine what kind of magic is wisping into the room.

[NightSG]

I try to imagine them in their magic underwear. Then I imagine what kind of magic is wisping into the room.

Imagining them in each other's underwear works too. Sometimes too well, though, unless you're really good at suppressing a giggling fit.

[pam]

I'm trying to figure out how this is a Mormon Joke. :)

[NightSG]

I'm trying to figure out how this is a Mormon Joke. :)

I don't know how fit your ward is on average, but I find the thought of some of our guys in their wives' garments a lot more humorous and less nauseating than if I was under the impression their wives wore underthings that even Victoria's Secret is careful about showing in the catalog.

[pam]

Just saying...this forum is for Mormon Jokes. I didn't see that as a joke.