pam Posted March 11, 2013 Report Share Posted March 11, 2013 I was recently at a local convenience store. On their front window was a poster that said "EBT Welcomed Here." To my dismay, it had the name of John Doe on it. I'm thinking he needs to report this as identify fraud. Obviously someone is using his identity to apply for EBT benefits so that this convenience store can post a copy of his card. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 11, 2013 Report Share Posted March 11, 2013 He seems to die a lot, too. At least on the cop shows I watch sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted March 11, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2013 He seems to die a lot, too. At least on the cop shows I watch sometimes. Maybe it's Jane Doe, his wife, claiming he died so she can collect insurance money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RipplecutBuddha Posted March 12, 2013 Report Share Posted March 12, 2013 he surely is an unlucky guy all around, usually dead of a violent crime....not a good life to live.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john doe Posted March 12, 2013 Report Share Posted March 12, 2013 Yeah, go ahead and yuck it up folks. I'll be first in line to laugh when someone steals your welfare checks and food stamps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted March 12, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2013 I've had so much stolen from me in the last 2 years..what's one more thing? :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just_A_Guy Posted March 12, 2013 Report Share Posted March 12, 2013 Hey, I've noticed he tends to get sued a lot, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rameumptom Posted March 12, 2013 Report Share Posted March 12, 2013 I'm thinking JD is taking advantage of the Obama welfare system. I'm convinced he has more than just one EBT card, and has applied for many other government benefits, as well. Thanks for being a drain on society, JD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just_A_Guy Posted March 12, 2013 Report Share Posted March 12, 2013 Rame, I believe the correct terminology (borrowed from our FLDS cousins) is "bleeding the beast". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rameumptom Posted March 12, 2013 Report Share Posted March 12, 2013 JAG, that is true. However, I wanted to make it easy for all those Utah Mormons to understand.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted March 12, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2013 JAG, that is true. However, I wanted to make it easy for all those Utah Mormons to understand.... Hey we aren't from Missouri like Palerider where we have to be "shown" everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rameumptom Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 Pam, that is true. However, that's because they are doubting Thomases there. In Happy Valley, we're talking about Thomas the Tank Engine.... Missouri produced Mark Twain. Utah produced the Book of Mormon movie. Need I say more? (Palerider, you can buy me dinner later) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john doe Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 I'm thinking JD is taking advantage of the Obama welfare system. I'm convinced he has more than just one EBT card, and has applied for many other government benefits, as well. Thanks for being a drain on society, JD!Don't worry, I'm at the top of the list for their death panels too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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