Aish HaTorah Posted June 3, 2019 Report Posted June 3, 2019 A father was telling Torah stories to his young children. He read, "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city and never look back. But, his wife looked back, sadly, and so was turned to salt." His son asked, "What happened to the flea?" Jamie123, pam, anatess2 and 3 others 2 4 Quote
Franz123 Posted June 11, 2019 Report Posted June 11, 2019 On 6/4/2019 at 5:50 AM, Aish HaTorah said: A father was telling Torah stories to his young children. He read, "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city and never look back. But, his wife looked back, sadly, and so was turned to salt." His son asked, "What happened to the flea?" This one is funny. Quote
prisonchaplain Posted June 11, 2019 Report Posted June 11, 2019 There are a boatload of silly ones: Where's baseball mentioned in the Bible? IN THE BIG-INNING Where's tennis mentioned? JOSEPH SERVED IN PHAROAH'S COURT Who was the shortest prophet? KNEE-HIGH-MIAH How many of each animal did Moses take on the ark with him? NONE...MOSES TOOK NONE What are the five history books of the New Testament? MATTHEW, MARK, LUKE, JOHN & ACTS (BIOGRAPHY IS HISTORY) ETC. Quote
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