pam Posted March 1, 2008 Report Posted March 1, 2008 Okay I have some. If a mute swears does his mother wash his hands with soap? Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? How do they get the deer to cross at the yellow crossing signs? If the police arrest a mime...do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? If a parsley farmer is sued...can they "garnish" his wages? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of a bottle? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? If there is a wheelchair bound comedian, is it still called stand up? Quote
havejoy Posted March 5, 2008 Report Posted March 5, 2008 Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? Quote
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