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I got rid of my worst headacke when I left my husband.
Sorry...couldn't resist...
......LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........thats funnyOh sure Pale...I say it first and you laugh at HER!!!
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The fee wouldn't matter to me anyway Heather. The fact that I can come to this site and enjoy myself (most times
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I wondered if they charged to accept payments. I just knew when I was paying for a purchase on ebay I wasn't being charged a fee.
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Nope. I use it for all my Ebay purchase as well. Now whether you use it to collect money I don't know. But for the things I use it for I am not charged a fee.
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Hey Pale Buddy LOL
The paypal button is legit! :)
I know its legit....just my cheap way to show my warped sense of humor....LOL!!!!
I will bite my tongue...I mean tape my fingers together.
Okay I donated. Where's my name on the list?
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How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
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Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?
If "Fantasy Island" really granted wishes, why wasn't Tattoo 6'6" ?
Can bald people get a hair line fracture?
Why do people squint their eyes when they can't see? Wouldn't that just make it less space to see out of?
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Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?
What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?
Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"
If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them?
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Why is it said that an "alarm clock is going off" when it is really coming on?
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol? I mean..really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off those forklifts!
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"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" - Steven Wright.
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"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett.
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Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. Hubert Humphrey
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I believe Bishops have guidelines as to who can participate in a Sacrament service in any capacity. I was asked once to sing with my sister in her ward. Her Bishop had to call my Bishop to make sure that I was "okay" to participate.
Yes, and your rendition of 'Stairway to heaven' was delightful to hear.
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Now JD dear BIL of mine. You know I love ya.
Again just don't tempt me.
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Uh, Mickey D's?
Just kidding, you're welcome anytime. Just bring the drinks.
Dr Pepper?
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This is something that happens to many of us.... Headaches
What do you do to cure your headache and how effective is it.
You have so much going on in your life right now it would give anyone headaches.
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He gave you presents? Where's mine? Maybe I'd be nicer to him if he gave me presents, too. You can just Paypal me, PC, if it's easier.
Bro. John, I've given you 2,240 presents already...what more do you want???
Well, now that you bring it up, I could use a large pepperoni pizza delivered to my home every Tuesday night at 7:30 sharp. For a year. You pull that one off, and we can talk about the friendship dues later.
Yes PC if you can pull that off...I know where to go for dinner every Tuesday night at 7:30 sharp.
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They are estimating that the Millard Flat fire in Utah has already scorched 282,000 acres and will easily reach 300,000 acres if it hasn't already. This morning you couldn't even see the mountains for the smoke and the fire is still several miles south. Though it could also be a combination of the huge fire in eastern Utah that is contributing to it. Really scary thing.
We had 20 seconds of dirty rain from the junk in the air from the fires.... would rather wash my car then deal with the things these poor people are going through...
Free car wash on me. Come and get it anytime.
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I divorced him.
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That is awesome. One step at a time. Sometimes they are only baby steps but a step nonetheless.
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There is a tendency by some to lose all inhibitions on the internet, and to engage in sometimes childish antics. When I first came here, I did not know completely what to expect. My knowledge of the LDS faith was mediocre, and frankly much of what I thought I knew came from antagonistic sources. So, when in the early weeks, I posted a little, read a lot, and watched how others did. Over time, some of my fellow evangelicals made boors of themselves, and I came to be embarrassed by them. Others proved immature, and seemed intent on "hit and run" debate.
What I found is that if I ask questions, explain what I've come to understand, and engage in occasional humor (can be risky though), most people will appreciate my efforts and contributions. Also, there is much that people from other perspectives have to share, and the conversations can be fruitful, if entered into with patience and openness.
PC though we are not of the same faith..your insight into subjects gives me much to ponder on. I appreciate your thoughts and your posts and I personally am so glad you come here. I also love and appreciate our new friendship.
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Thank you Heather for your faith and confidence in me once more. I will do my best.
......LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Pale I can still tell you to shut up.
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Oh boy John Doe, you are in trouble now. :)
Ben Raines
Duly noted and ducking for cover, sir. Proceeding to walk on eggshells, envisioning them as a minefield. I guess I better be on my best behavior and talk in my Sunday best around here now.
Congrats, Pam. If you need any ideas on who to punish as your first act as mod (not including me), you can PM me anytime.
So funny JD. This would apply to our family gatherings as well. Oh wait....I don't have any authority there. The only thing I have there is the "honor" of being the oldest sibling.
Favorite Religious Jokes
in General Discussion
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A Jewish businessman in Chicago sent his son to Israel for a year to absorb the culture. When the son returned, he said "Papa, I had a great time in Israel . By the way I converted to Christianity." "Oy vey," said the Father. "What have I done?" He took his problem to his best friend.
"Ike," he said. "I sent my son to Israel and he came back a Christian." "What shall I do?"
"Funny you should ask" said Ike. "I too sent my son to Israel and he too came home a Christian."
Perhaps we should go see the Rabbi. So they did and they explained their problem to the Rabbi.
"Funny you should ask" he said. I too sent my son to Israel and he too came home a Christian. What is happening to our youth of today?"
And so they all prayed telling their problem to the Lord. As they finished their prayer and voice came from the heavens.
"Funny you should ask" said the voice.
I too sent my son to Israel.