Iggy Posted October 1, 2008 Report Posted October 1, 2008 thought i'd go thru and answer theseJbs2763- these responses of yours below, really cracked me up!!Handling Emergencies13. Escape a sinking car another good reason to carry a gunHome18. Remove bloodstains from fabric how much blood are we talking?19. Move heavy stuff thats why God invented Caterpillar 29. Use a French knife WTH is 'french knife" Chef's Knife - this is why Dictionary.com was inventedMedical Myths43. Treat frostbite amputate 44. Treat a burn amputate45. Help a seizure victim not sure what to amputate here46. Treat a snakebite amputate then shoot the snake47. Remove a tick fire fire fire What no amputate?Outdoors51. Run rapids in a canoe why would one do such a silly thing55. Tackle steep drops on a mountain bike i have a truck..therefore i dont need a mountian bike56. Escape a rip current stay on the boat sillySurviving Extremes60. Floods get on the roof61. Tornados get in the basement62. Cold put on a sweater63. Heat take off the sweater64. Lightning put away the golf clubs This one I really, really like.Technology79. Shoot a home movie .45 works best for this80. Ditch your hard drive yeah...like i said, i ditched my pc (12 ga buckshot) for a macMaster Key Workshop Tools yeah, i can use all of these too, and CORRECTLYThanks for the chuckle you brought to me today (actually- it was outright guffaw- thank goodness I am here at work alone!!)Iggy Quote
Tough Grits Posted October 10, 2008 Report Posted October 10, 2008 (edited) Automotive2. Drive in snow I can drive in Georgia clay...6. Conquer an off-road obstacle have you seen me drive down the backroads of Georgia...sheesh, why do u think my username is Tough Grits????8. Hitch up a trailer I'm a Cuban red-neck...what do u think?Home15. Use a sewinf machine My husband taught me how to use a sewing mahcine. 16. Put out a fire Yeah, I have had to put out some of my own fires...18. Remove bloodstains from fabric I have kids...DUH19. Move heavy stuff All the time.20. Grow food I've grown watermelons...21. Read an electric meter Ours is digital...LOL The higher the number, the more money we pay...sheesh...22. Shovel the right way There's a wrong way?24. Tape drywall Learned from watching my dad, G-Pa, and HGTV27. Mix concrete Yep, I have done this.28. Paint a straight line I can paint straight lines, crooked lines, and all kind of lines.30. Prune bushes and small trees Been doing this since I was a teenager31. Iron a shirt Yep.32. Fix a toilet tank flapper Yep.36. Set up a ladder, safely I can set them up safely and unsafely.41. Sew a button on a shirt Yep.Medical Myths47. Remove a tick I love de-ticking the dogs. Been doing it since I was a kid.Surviving Extremes60. Floods I can swim.61. Tornados I can run.62. Cold I try to stay inside when it is cold.63. Heat I try to stay inside when it is hot.64. Lightning I try to stay inside when it is lightening.Teach Your KidsI can, and will, teach my kids these things...but some are a few years off...65. Cast a line Can't find a fishing hole around here...66. Lend a hand Done.67. Change a tire68. Throw a spiral We can't play with balls outside, out dog Molly gets the balls and runs away with them. 70. Drive a stick shift71. Parallel park74. Whittle75. Ride a bike Done.Technology77. Take the perfect portrait All the time!79. Shoot a home movie Sure, the kids LOVE being weird on camera.Master Key Workshop ToolsWhat happened to:hammerscrewdriverdrillchainsaw Those are the ones I know!!!!! Edited October 10, 2008 by Tough Grits Quote
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