25 Skill Every Woman Should Know.

[RainofGold]

25 Skills Every Woman Should Know

How to:

1. Take off a bra through a shirt sleeve

2. Select the right color foundation

3. Choose the proper people to accompany you to the bathroom at the a party

4. Change purses with the seasons

5. Describe the difference between the colors "off white", "bone", and "cream"

6. Call someone to change a tire

7. Mix patterns on furniture and clothing

8. Select a trashy novel for reading at the beach

9. Keep kids busy in order to go to the bathroom alone

10. Tell the difference between real Coach purses, and, knock-offs

11. Prepare an elegant appetizer from random pantry supplies for unannounced company

12. Drive someplace unfamiliar at night in the rain

13. Respond to a child's midnight announcement of, "I have to bring 75 brownies to school tomorrow."

14. Find the nearest outlet mall

15. Discuss the differences between capris and cropped pants

17. Filch the phone number of a good babysitter from the neighbor

18. Get makeup off a cell phone screen

19. Extract the good candy from the Halloween bags without the kids noticing

20. Make him think it's his idea

21. Actually download pictures from the digital camera

22. Create 3 or more plausible reasons to "stop by Target"

23. Make store bought bake sale goodies look home made

24. Drive in the snow

25. Surprise a child by going to Sonic for a "treat" without him knowing it's because you need a Diet Coke

[Palerider]

Good stuff...........LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Wingnut]

We just saw this last week...http://www.lds.net/forums/general-discussion/14520-100-skills-every-man-should-know-2.html#post263411

[BenRaines]

Hey only skill a woman needs to know is how to keep her man happy. :)

Ben Raines

[RainofGold]

We just saw this last week...http://www.lds.net/forums/general-discussion/14520-100-skills-every-man-should-know-2.html#post263411

I don't know if you notice but this are for "woman", not man.

Rain

[Wingnut]

I don't know if you notice but this are for "woman", not man.

Rain

And if you click on the link, you'll see that the exact same list you posted here was posted in that thread.

[BenRaines]

I think was 30 for a woman but you are right almost same list. Sorry you missed it earlier RainofGold. Not a problem though.

Ben Raines

[Wingnut]

I think was 30 for a woman but you are right almost same list. Sorry you missed it earlier RainofGold. Not a problem though.

Ben Raines

You may be referring to a separate thread...30 things every woman should have/know by the time she's 30. Showed up a couple of days later.

[RainofGold]

You may be referring to a separate thread...30 things every woman should have/know by the time she's 30. Showed up a couple of days later.

You are right, I didn't go on that thread because it was directed for the guys, so I didn't notice. Sorry! Honor is the one that post it in that thread.

Rain:embarrassed:

[pam]

Hey only skill a woman needs to know is how to keep her man happy. :)

Ben Raines

Well isn't that a very sexist remark. lol

[BenRaines]

Oh I forgot to finish it. What every man needs to know how to do is keep his woman happy, as if that were possible. :)

Ben Raines

[pam]

Oh I forgot to finish it. What every man needs to know how to do is keep his woman happy, as if that were possible. :)

Ben Raines

I will now ignore you.

[Guest ceeboo]

VERY interesting

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