Vort Posted March 24, 2009 Report Posted March 24, 2009 Not a Mormon joke, but the previous joke about Pres. Monson reminded me of it. Dr. Heisenberg gets pulled over by a cop. COP: Did you know how fast you were going? HEISENBERG: No, but I knew where I was. Quote
threepercent Posted April 8, 2009 Report Posted April 8, 2009 A hydrogen atom lost its electron and went to the police station to file a missing electron report. He was questioned by the police: "Haven't you just misplaced it somewhere? Are you sure that your electron is really lost?" "I'm positive." replied the atom. Quote
Captain_Curmudgeon Posted April 8, 2009 Report Posted April 8, 2009 Star: I'm the brightest star in the sky! Astronomy Student: Are you serious? Quote
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