Conference predictions?

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Let's review how I did:

Predictions:

Number 1. Women will be allowed to hold the priesthood - but only with gloves on - and with a court appointed monitor present.

Deferred until next conference

Number 2. Legrande Richards will get the red buzzer several times because his talk goes too long.

Came true but in as much as it was a spiritual buzzer - not many people noticed.

Number 3. The Constitution will be hanging by a thread but by the time the Brethren decide to do anything about it, the Relief Society will have sewed it back in place.

Naturally - this happened as predicted.

Number 4. There is no prediction number 4.

Number 5. Dallin H. Oakes give a talk entitled: The Science of Getting Rich God's Way.

I didn't catch every talk but I am pretty sure this happened... right after the talk where we were counseled to live frugally.

Number 6. Dallin H. Oakes will be disfellowshipped.

See #5

Number 7. Sir Mix-A-Lot will sing Baby Got Back with the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. His lyrics "I like big butts and I cannot lie" will change to "I like big hair and I cannot lie" because of Utah's weird love of bad reverse buffont ala pompodora hair styles.

While Utah hair remains a problem - Sir Mix-A-Lot was apparently a no-show. Marvin Gaye was a fill-in singing Sexual Healing, but in as much as he is dead, the number was in spirit only and so again - most people missed it.

Number 8. Orson Pratt will be a no-show for the 129th year in a row.

Stamp this one - FULLFILLED

Number 9. See number 4.

Number 10. Secret Fry Sauce will be served with every meal.

Absolutely