Moksha Posted April 3, 2009 Report Posted April 3, 2009 Got this email and thought you would enjoy it too... INSTALLING A HUSBANDDear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0,NFL 3.0and Golf Clubs 4.1.Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, DesperateDEAR DESPERATE, First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crashHusband 1.0.In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7. Good Luck Babe! Quote
Guest missingsomething Posted April 3, 2009 Report Posted April 3, 2009 too funny... hmmm so true! lol Quote
Guest musicman Posted April 3, 2009 Report Posted April 3, 2009 is there a reversal of this such as wives or girlfriends Quote
Guest HEthePrimate Posted April 4, 2009 Report Posted April 4, 2009 I'd seen a "Wife" version of this before, but this is new to me. Thanks for sharing! HEP Quote
Mahone Posted April 4, 2009 Report Posted April 4, 2009 Yep. That's one of these golden oldies. Makes me laugh every time I read it. Quote
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