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Okay, a man walks into McDonalds, places his order and then says, "Super size me".

The order taker then replied, "............................................................." *

;)

How about:

  • "Sir, the weight bearing capacity of this floor is only rated at 38,000 pounds"
  • "How strong is that belt anyway?"
  • "Sir, may I suggest just one thin dinner mint to go along with that"**
** See Monty Python's The Meaning of Life for science reference

:)

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