Setheus Posted August 16, 2005 Report Share Posted August 16, 2005 Life Sized Satanic Doll Serves As Masturbation Toy For America's Youth Action Alert!When Mrs. Tawny Huxton opened her son Timmy's bedroom door, she was shocked to see his innocent white hiney nestled into the new 7ft Jar Jar Binks doll she had bought him for his birthday. Lately, many Americans have suffered similar incidents. Young children are being seduced by the character of George Lucas' latest Star Wars Movie. Jar Jar's soothing voice, and timid childlike manners, seem to lure young teens into a world of lustful abandon. Unsuspecting parents purchase the popular life-size doll, only to find out later that it is being used by the child as a masturbation toy. Under the guise of family entertainment, Lucas' "Star Wars" prequel has contaminated America's youth with subliminal sexual innuendo. Pastor Ebeneezer Smith of the Landover Baptist Church commented, "The demonic characteristics of the Jar Jar binks creature become obvious when one pays close attention. His forked tongue, his lapping, his malignant features, are all too noticeable to the Christ centered man." Experts who have examined the life-sized doll that has become the favorite 'toy' of 12-14 year old children, say that the evidence is overwhelming. The doll was created for the sole purpose of masturbation. It has four openings, and three extrusions, making it compatible for male or female pleasure. Members of The Landover Baptist Church are outraged at the Satanic subtlety in which marketing geniuses have moved this horrific abomination into the homes of America's youth. "One Mother was concerned that her young daughter was not interested in boys," a Pastor noted, "she asked her little girl, 'why don't you talk about the cute boys at school?' Her daughter replied, 'oh momma, nobody I know is cuter than Jar Jar Binks.' The mother was horrified." Landover Baptist Church finds that the only way to resolve this problem is to ban not only life sized Jar Jar Binks dolls from American homes, but to ban any life sized doll. "Any child that has seen this movie is finding that their natural attraction to members of the opposite sex is being replaced with an attraction to a 7ft devil with elephant feet, a 25 inch tongue, polka dot skin, a fish snout, and two phallic eyes that jut out like hard erotic pokers. For the Love of God! If you've got this devil in your house, remove it as soon as possible! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Now if that doesn't make you ashamed to be counted a christian I don't know what would. Talk about some perverted SOB's thinking like that.COME ON its just a freeking movie alien. Was ET just a giant dildo? Star Wars is cool! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindy Posted August 17, 2005 Report Share Posted August 17, 2005 I wondered why Jar Jar annoyed me so much....thank you for helping me understand those surpressed feelings I had regarding that oversized play toy. You get paid by the hour for consultations? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pushka Posted August 17, 2005 Report Share Posted August 17, 2005 But he's not even naked!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winnie G Posted August 17, 2005 Report Share Posted August 17, 2005 Ok I did a web / news search for this 7ft Jar Jar Binks doll and the only life size Jar Jar head of a Childs back pack. The only reference to this 7ft Jar Jar Binks doll was the sites of that sick story. If you can find me a photo link to this doll I won’t believe it. Why would a parent buy such a thing? When you look at how much goes in to trade marks if there was such a thing Gorge Lucas will be all over it. My first thought was she “did not knock”, I've raised three boys; Boys will do dumb things you don’t want to see so you knock. I think this is another one of those innocent toys pointed out to be of the devil. Do you remember the per-school toy Tella tubby? The purple one with the triangle on its head. That was Gay remember? What a load of road apples. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pushka Posted August 17, 2005 Report Share Posted August 17, 2005 Hiya Winnie, this is the link, from Ebay, from which I obtained my picture of the Jar Jar Binks Doll...http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Life-size-Star-Wars-...1QQcmdZViewItem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winnie G Posted August 17, 2005 Report Share Posted August 17, 2005 Thanks Pushka, Now came on someone tell me how you fool around with that????? road apples I say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pushka Posted August 17, 2005 Report Share Posted August 17, 2005 LOL, Winnie, I agree with you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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