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Say what you want about Jesus, but leave the Rings out of this!

-Clerks 2

Veronica: In China, people like Hillary Faye would be put to death.

Hillary Faye: Yeah, and then where would you be, Roland?

Roland: China.

-Saved!

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What, you don't like rice? Tell me Michael, how could a billion Chinese people be wrong?

- Lost Boys

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The Lakers moved to Los Angeles, where there are no lakes. The Oilers moved to Tennessee, where there is no oil. The Jazz moved to Utah, where they don't allow music. The Raiders moved to Los Angeles, then back to Oakland. No one in Los Angeles seemed to notice.

-Baseketball

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Pulp Fiction

Vincent: Want some bacon?

Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.

Vincent: Are you Jewish?

Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.

Vincent: Why not?

Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.

Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.

Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy rat. Pigs sleep and root in filth. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.

Jules: I don't eat dog either.

Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?

Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.

Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?

Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

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We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

...and also...

Narrator: Worker bees can leave. Even drones can fly away. The Queen is their slave.

Fight Club

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One of the things I asked in my OP is that we keep to movies that are PG-13 and under. Since we are going beyond that...I'm going to close this thread.

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