Guest Member_Deleted Posted October 9, 2005 Report Posted October 9, 2005 GREAT QUOTES BY GREAT LADIES Inside every older lady is a younger lady -- wondering what the hell happened. -Cora Harvey Armstrong- Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies. The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. -Helen Hayes (at 73)- I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. -Janette Barber- Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. -Lily Tomlin- A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. -Carrie Snow- Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. -Laurie Kuslansky- My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. -Erma Bombeck- Old age ain't no place for sissies. -Bette Davis- A man's got to do what a man's got to do! A woman must do what he can't. -Rhonda Hansome- The phrase "working mother" is redundant. -Jane Sellman- Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows. -Jennifer Unlimited- Whatever women must do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. -Charlotte Whitton- Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. -Caryn Leschen- I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once. -Jennifer Unlimited- If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. Catherine When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow! -Kathy Buckley- I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb -- and I'm also not blonde. -Dolly Parton- If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. -Sue Grafton- I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears make s one you can ride on. -Roseanne Barr- In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman. -Margaret Thatcher- I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.. -Zsa Zsa Gabor- Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. -Eleanor Roosevelt- Quote
Lindy Posted October 9, 2005 Report Posted October 9, 2005 Thanks for the smiles Please.... I forgot how much I liked Erma Bombeck! Quote
begood2 Posted October 9, 2005 Report Posted October 9, 2005 GREAT QUOTES BY GREAT LADIES Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.Old age ain't no place for sissies. -Bette Davis- Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows. -Jennifer Unlimited- Whatever women must do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. -Charlotte Whitton- I'm not offended by all the dumb Blond jokes because I know I'm not dumb -- and I'm also not Blond. -Dolly Parton- In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman. -Margaret Thatcher- I especially liked these quotes from your post the best! :) Thanks for sharing! Quote
shanstress70 Posted October 9, 2005 Report Posted October 9, 2005 Originally posted by Please@Oct 9 2005, 02:10 PMA male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. -Carrie Snow- I've always thought this concept was a bit strange. Quote
Guest Member_Deleted Posted October 9, 2005 Report Posted October 9, 2005 Originally posted by shanstress70+Oct 9 2005, 04:49 PM--><!--QuoteBegin-Please@Oct 9 2005, 02:10 PMA male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. -Carrie Snow- I've always thought this concept was a bit strange.←Strange in what way? Strange that a man would be a woman's doctor? or Strange that anyone would think a man shouldn't be a woman's doctor? Quote
pushka Posted October 10, 2005 Report Posted October 10, 2005 Some great quotes there Please...Love the one about the vacuum cleaner!!! btw, I love your new avatar..is the cat yours? Quote
Guest Member_Deleted Posted October 10, 2005 Report Posted October 10, 2005 Originally posted by pushka@Oct 9 2005, 06:43 PMSome great quotes there Please...Love the one about the vacuum cleaner!!!btw, I love your new avatar..is the cat yours?←No. But I had one just like it named Snowy Mountain Top... She was beautiful...we now have dogs... they are beautiful also... but not so soft... and easy to get along with... LOL it is all this jumping up on me to get their ears scratched that got my little pinky finger broken... Quote
shanstress70 Posted October 10, 2005 Report Posted October 10, 2005 Originally posted by Please+Oct 9 2005, 06:41 PM-->Originally posted by shanstress70@Oct 9 2005, 04:49 PM<!--QuoteBegin-Please@Oct 9 2005, 02:10 PMA male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. -Carrie Snow- I've always thought this concept was a bit strange.←Strange in what way? Strange that a man would be a woman's doctor? or Strange that anyone would think a man shouldn't be a woman's doctor?←Strange that a man would pick the OB/GYN profession out of all the other possibilities out there. What makes a guy grow up to want to be that? Not saying that he shouldn't... I've had male doctors before, and they were great, but I just don't get it. Now I feel much more comfortable seeing a female - I feel they can relate to me better. Quote
Guest Member_Deleted Posted October 10, 2005 Report Posted October 10, 2005 Originally posted by shanstress70+Oct 9 2005, 08:41 PM-->Originally posted by Please@Oct 9 2005, 06:41 PMOriginally posted by shanstress70@Oct 9 2005, 04:49 PM<!--QuoteBegin-Please@Oct 9 2005, 02:10 PMA male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. -Carrie Snow- I've always thought this concept was a bit strange.←Strange in what way? Strange that a man would be a woman's doctor? or Strange that anyone would think a man shouldn't be a woman's doctor?←Strange that a man would pick the OB/GYN profession out of all the other possibilities out there. What makes a guy grow up to want to be that? Not saying that he shouldn't... I've had male doctors before, and they were great, but I just don't get it. Now I feel much more comfortable seeing a female - I feel they can relate to me better.←Weird as it may sound... I didn't like the one woman I went to... maybe it had something to do with the gay gym teacher I had in Highschool... LOLI think some men go into it for the whoo hoo.... I had a few experiences over the years having 17 pregnancies.... but there are some who are just great doctors who love to bring babies into the world.... Quote
pushka Posted October 10, 2005 Report Posted October 10, 2005 I'm sure that after spending many years examining our plumbing systems down there, the whoohoo factor must disappear... Let's just be grateful for the people who are there to do this highly responsible job...man or woman!! Quote
shanstress70 Posted October 10, 2005 Report Posted October 10, 2005 I am grateful for all great doctors. I'm not saying they do it for a bad reason... I'm just saying I don't understand what makes them decide to go this direction. Quote
Guest Member_Deleted Posted October 10, 2005 Report Posted October 10, 2005 Originally posted by shanstress70@Oct 10 2005, 06:37 AMI am grateful for all great doctors. I'm not saying they do it for a bad reason... I'm just saying I don't understand what makes them decide to go this direction.←I have wondered the same thing... I don't think I would ever ever want to become a guy doctor... LOL Quote
StrawberryFields Posted October 10, 2005 Report Posted October 10, 2005 Originally posted by Please+Oct 10 2005, 10:58 AM--><!--QuoteBegin-shanstress70@Oct 10 2005, 06:37 AMI am grateful for all great doctors. I'm not saying they do it for a bad reason... I'm just saying I don't understand what makes them decide to go this direction. ← I have wondered the same thing... I don't think I would ever ever want to become a guy doctor... LOL ← The females body is much more interesting don't you think? Quote
Guest Member_Deleted Posted October 10, 2005 Report Posted October 10, 2005 Originally posted by Strawberry Fields+Oct 10 2005, 02:16 PM-->Originally posted by Please@Oct 10 2005, 10:58 AM <!--QuoteBegin-shanstress70@Oct 10 2005, 06:37 AMI am grateful for all great doctors. I'm not saying they do it for a bad reason... I'm just saying I don't understand what makes them decide to go this direction. ← I have wondered the same thing... I don't think I would ever ever want to become a guy doctor... LOL ← The females body is much more interesting don't you think? ←Well to men... yes... Quote
Jason Posted October 10, 2005 Report Posted October 10, 2005 Originally posted by pushka@Oct 10 2005, 02:05 AMI'm sure that after spending many years examining our plumbing systems down there, the whoohoo factor must disappear...Let's just be grateful for the people who are there to do this highly responsible job...man or woman!!←The plumbing might get boring after awhile...but checking for lumps must have it's moments! B) Quote
Guest Member_Deleted Posted October 10, 2005 Report Posted October 10, 2005 Originally posted by Jason+Oct 10 2005, 02:41 PM--><!--QuoteBegin-pushka@Oct 10 2005, 02:05 AMI'm sure that after spending many years examining our plumbing systems down there, the whoohoo factor must disappear...Let's just be grateful for the people who are there to do this highly responsible job...man or woman!!←The plumbing might get boring after awhile...but checking for lumps must have it's moments! B)←Speaking of which... I had a very nasty few moments with a dork doctor...doing that very thing..Having been checked many times before by good doctors... I could definitely tell this guy was in for the oogles and feelies... what a creep!!! Quote
StrawberryFields Posted October 10, 2005 Report Posted October 10, 2005 Originally posted by Please+Oct 10 2005, 02:43 PM-->Originally posted by Jason@Oct 10 2005, 02:41 PM<!--QuoteBegin-pushka@Oct 10 2005, 02:05 AMI'm sure that after spending many years examining our plumbing systems down there, the whoohoo factor must disappear...Let's just be grateful for the people who are there to do this highly responsible job...man or woman!!←The plumbing might get boring after awhile...but checking for lumps must have it's moments! B)←Speaking of which... I had a very nasty few moments with a dork doctor...doing that very thing..Having been checked many times before by good doctors... I could definitely tell this guy was in for the oogles and feelies... what a creep!!!←Really, how could you tell? Quote
Jason Posted October 10, 2005 Report Posted October 10, 2005 Originally posted by Please+Oct 10 2005, 02:43 PM-->Originally posted by Jason@Oct 10 2005, 02:41 PM<!--QuoteBegin-pushka@Oct 10 2005, 02:05 AMI'm sure that after spending many years examining our plumbing systems down there, the whoohoo factor must disappear...Let's just be grateful for the people who are there to do this highly responsible job...man or woman!!←The plumbing might get boring after awhile...but checking for lumps must have it's moments! B)←Speaking of which... I had a very nasty few moments with a dork doctor...doing that very thing..Having been checked many times before by good doctors... I could definitely tell this guy was in for the oogles and feelies... what a creep!!!←My wife's OB has to have a female nurse in the room during the breast exam. Doesn't your's? Quote
StrawberryFields Posted October 10, 2005 Report Posted October 10, 2005 Originally posted by Jason+Oct 10 2005, 02:50 PM-->Originally posted by Please@Oct 10 2005, 02:43 PMOriginally posted by Jason@Oct 10 2005, 02:41 PM<!--QuoteBegin-pushka@Oct 10 2005, 02:05 AMI'm sure that after spending many years examining our plumbing systems down there, the whoohoo factor must disappear...Let's just be grateful for the people who are there to do this highly responsible job...man or woman!!←The plumbing might get boring after awhile...but checking for lumps must have it's moments! B)←Speaking of which... I had a very nasty few moments with a dork doctor...doing that very thing..Having been checked many times before by good doctors... I could definitely tell this guy was in for the oogles and feelies... what a creep!!!←My wife's OB has to have a female nurse in the room during the breast exam. Doesn't your's?←Yep. Mine does too. Quote
Guest Member_Deleted Posted October 10, 2005 Report Posted October 10, 2005 Originally posted by Strawberry Fields+Oct 10 2005, 02:50 PM-->Originally posted by Please@Oct 10 2005, 02:43 PMOriginally posted by Jason@Oct 10 2005, 02:41 PM<!--QuoteBegin-pushka@Oct 10 2005, 02:05 AMI'm sure that after spending many years examining our plumbing systems down there, the whoohoo factor must disappear...Let's just be grateful for the people who are there to do this highly responsible job...man or woman!!←The plumbing might get boring after awhile...but checking for lumps must have it's moments! B)←Speaking of which... I had a very nasty few moments with a dork doctor...doing that very thing..Having been checked many times before by good doctors... I could definitely tell this guy was in for the oogles and feelies... what a creep!!!←Really, how could you tell?←LOL... this is a little embarrassing... but since I am not looking anyone in the face... He used both hands at the same time and putting palms on the nibbles... and grabbing them... twisted them back and forth... like he was twisting knobs... that isn't what my other doctors did...And.... the look on his dorky face was one of sheer pleasure.... Quote
Jason Posted October 10, 2005 Report Posted October 10, 2005 Originally posted by Please+Oct 10 2005, 02:55 PM-->Originally posted by Strawberry Fields@Oct 10 2005, 02:50 PMOriginally posted by Please@Oct 10 2005, 02:43 PMOriginally posted by Jason@Oct 10 2005, 02:41 PM<!--QuoteBegin-pushka@Oct 10 2005, 02:05 AMI'm sure that after spending many years examining our plumbing systems down there, the whoohoo factor must disappear...Let's just be grateful for the people who are there to do this highly responsible job...man or woman!!←The plumbing might get boring after awhile...but checking for lumps must have it's moments! B)←Speaking of which... I had a very nasty few moments with a dork doctor...doing that very thing..Having been checked many times before by good doctors... I could definitely tell this guy was in for the oogles and feelies... what a creep!!!←Really, how could you tell?←LOL... this is a little embarrassing... but since I am not looking anyone in the face... He used both hands at the same time and putting palms on the nibbles... and grabbing them... twisted them back and forth... like he was twisting knobs... that isn't what my other doctors did...And.... the look on his dorky face was one of sheer pleasure.... ←You must have some nice...er....pillows. B) Quote
Guest Member_Deleted Posted October 10, 2005 Report Posted October 10, 2005 Originally posted by Jason+Oct 10 2005, 02:58 PM-->Originally posted by Please@Oct 10 2005, 02:55 PMOriginally posted by Strawberry Fields@Oct 10 2005, 02:50 PMOriginally posted by Please@Oct 10 2005, 02:43 PMOriginally posted by Jason@Oct 10 2005, 02:41 PM<!--QuoteBegin-pushka@Oct 10 2005, 02:05 AMI'm sure that after spending many years examining our plumbing systems down there, the whoohoo factor must disappear...Let's just be grateful for the people who are there to do this highly responsible job...man or woman!!←The plumbing might get boring after awhile...but checking for lumps must have it's moments! B)←Speaking of which... I had a very nasty few moments with a dork doctor...doing that very thing..Having been checked many times before by good doctors... I could definitely tell this guy was in for the oogles and feelies... what a creep!!!←Really, how could you tell?←LOL... this is a little embarrassing... but since I am not looking anyone in the face... He used both hands at the same time and putting palms on the nibbles... and grabbing them... twisted them back and forth... like he was twisting knobs... that isn't what my other doctors did...And.... the look on his dorky face was one of sheer pleasure.... ←You must have some nice...er....pillows. B)←I should have known better than to put this on a mixed board... Quote
Guest Member_Deleted Posted October 10, 2005 Report Posted October 10, 2005 Originally posted by Jason+Oct 10 2005, 02:50 PM-->Originally posted by Please@Oct 10 2005, 02:43 PMOriginally posted by Jason@Oct 10 2005, 02:41 PM<!--QuoteBegin-pushka@Oct 10 2005, 02:05 AMI'm sure that after spending many years examining our plumbing systems down there, the whoohoo factor must disappear...Let's just be grateful for the people who are there to do this highly responsible job...man or woman!!←The plumbing might get boring after awhile...but checking for lumps must have it's moments! B)←Speaking of which... I had a very nasty few moments with a dork doctor...doing that very thing..Having been checked many times before by good doctors... I could definitely tell this guy was in for the oogles and feelies... what a creep!!!←My wife's OB has to have a female nurse in the room during the breast exam. Doesn't your's?←Not on this occassion... it was back in the early 80s ... I had two separate doctors who didn't have a nurse in the room... one back in 1976...I never went back to either...all total I went to 5 doctors over the 20 years I was off and on pregnant Quote
StrawberryFields Posted October 10, 2005 Report Posted October 10, 2005 Originally posted by Please+Oct 10 2005, 02:55 PM-->Originally posted by Strawberry Fields@Oct 10 2005, 02:50 PMOriginally posted by Please@Oct 10 2005, 02:43 PMOriginally posted by Jason@Oct 10 2005, 02:41 PM<!--QuoteBegin-pushka@Oct 10 2005, 02:05 AMI'm sure that after spending many years examining our plumbing systems down there, the whoohoo factor must disappear...Let's just be grateful for the people who are there to do this highly responsible job...man or woman!!←The plumbing might get boring after awhile...but checking for lumps must have it's moments! B)←Speaking of which... I had a very nasty few moments with a dork doctor...doing that very thing..Having been checked many times before by good doctors... I could definitely tell this guy was in for the oogles and feelies... what a creep!!!←Really, how could you tell?←LOL... this is a little embarrassing... but since I am not looking anyone in the face... He used both hands at the same time and putting palms on the nibbles... and grabbing them... twisted them back and forth... like he was twisting knobs... that isn't what my other doctors did...And.... the look on his dorky face was one of sheer pleasure.... ←ROFL I should say sorry I asked but your reply was TOO FUNNY!!THANKS Quote
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